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What A Dialogue!! :D
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,<Br/>Which dies in a day. But<Br/>Don’t love me,<Br/>Who dies 4 u everyday??<Br/><Br/>Girl replied:<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>Oye hoye…<Br/>What a dialogue!! :d
Similarity between chewing gum & begum
What’s the similarity Between chewing gum & Begum(wife) ??<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>Both are sweet at the Beginning<Br/>and<Br/>Become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…
Thre have been many time in 2010
There have Been many time in 2010<Br/>when I may disturBed you<Br/>trouBled u<Br/>irritated u<Br/>Bugged u<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>today I just wanna tell you<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>I plan to continue it in 2011.
Roz roz ka drama nahi hota
2011 is coming<Br/><Br/>Wish u a very<Br/>Happy new year<Br/>Valentine’s day<Br/>Basant<Br/>23rd march<Br/>14 august<Br/>Eid ul fitr<Br/>Eid ul azha<Br/>Friendship day<Br/>Mother, father<Br/>Dadi, dada<Br/>Nana, nani<Br/>Children’s day<Br/>Happy B’day<Br/>365 good mornings<Br/>After noons, evenings’<Br/>& nights<Br/><Br/>Roz roz ka drama nahi<Br/>Hota mujh se<Br/>AB pura saal mat kehna<Br/>SMS nahi kia
My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
In a school function<Br/><Br/>A K.G Boy started closing his ears with<Br/>Both hands,<Br/>when girl was aBout to start her speech<Br/>Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?<Br/><Br/>He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is<Br/>gonna start her speech with<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
No argument at wedding crowd
A Youing Couple Were<Br/>Having Their First Fight<Br/>And It Was A Big One<Br/>After A While,<Br/><Br/>The HusBand Said:<Br/>“When We Got Married,<Br/>You Promised To Love,<Br/>Honor n OBey”<Br/><Br/>His Bride Replied:<Br/>“I Know But I Didn’t<Br/>Want To Start An<Br/>Argument In Front Of<Br/>All Those People At d<Br/>Wedding”
Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymoon<Br/>came fully exhausted and tired,<Br/><Br/>When her friends asked her what happened?<Br/><Br/>She replied :<Br/>When this 70 year old Bastard told me<Br/>he has saved a lot from last 50 years,<Br/><Br/>“I thought It was MONEY”
Husband, wife & spare tyre
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle<Br/><Br/>If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further<Br/><Br/>M0ral:<Br/>always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls
Do u know similarity<Br/>Between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?<Br/>?<Br/>?<Br/>?<Br/>?<Br/>Both don’t exist.
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k Bad,<Br/>AB na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k Bad,<Br/><Br/>Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k Bad,<Br/>KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut Bolne k Bad
Kitni Pali Shubha Ho Dai Hay
Shono Shono <Br/>(\,,,/) (\,,,/) <Br/>( ~,~) ( ‘=’ ) <Br/>(,,)(,,) (,,)(,,) <Br/> <Br/>Han Jee <Br/> <Br/>Bolo Bolo <Br/> <Br/>Detho <Br/> <Br/>Kitni Pali ShuBha Ho Dai <Br/>Hay.. <Br/> <Br/>Lekin ShaB Sho Lay Ha <Br/>
Sleeping Time Has Expired
Dear Customer, <Br/> <Br/>Ur Remaining Sleeping Time Has Expired. <Br/> <Br/>So.. <Br/> <Br/>Plz <Br/> <Br/>Leave Ur Bed <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Get Up. <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Say 2 All <Br/> <Br/>|””V””| <Br/>G(,”)(“,)D <Br/>L__M__I (‘,’)Rning!!

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