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Kon Kehta Hye Teri Yad Se BekhaBer Hoon.<Br/>Faraz<Br/>So Bhi Jaon To Tere KhwaB Jaga Detay Hain.
Mera To Ye Sun Kar Heart Fail Hogya<Br/>.<Br/>FARAZ<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>JaB Kam Wali Masi Ny Kaha<Br/><Br/>Suno FaceBook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Krlo..<Br/>
Nigahen Us Pe Parti Hain<Br/>Jis Se Kuch Ta’aluk Ho “Faraz”<Br/><Br/>Har Shakhs MohaBat Ki Nigah<Br/>Se Dekha Nahi Jata….!<Br/>
Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?<Br/><Br/>Shopkeepar: Haan hai.<Br/><Br/>Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?<Br/>mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.
Dil k zakham lafzon mein kahan milte hein,<Br/><Br/>Dil chahe jis ko aise log kahan milte hein,<Br/><Br/>Bohat aasan hai Dil tor dena,<Br/><Br/>Jo dil jorr saken aise log kahan milte hein.
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum Boht pasand aaye ho....<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch Bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe Bhool jaye.
Dil to chahta hai k aapse milen magar Faaslon ki majBoori hai,<Br/><Br/>Hum to sada aapke sath hein sirf nazron ki doori hai.
2 Friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Sher paas aya aur Bola:<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Na puttar Na.....yaha pe ZuBaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.
A Beautiful girl can't give you a Beautiful future<Br/>But<Br/>A Beautiful future can give you many Beautiful girls.
Yaadon ko Bhulane mein kuch dair to lagti hai,<Br/><Br/>Aankhon ko sulaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,<Br/><Br/>Kisi shakhs ko Bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota,<Br/><Br/>Dil ko samjhaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,<Br/><Br/>Bhari mehfil mein jaB koi achanak yaad aajaye,<Br/><Br/>Phir aansoo chupaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,<Br/><Br/>Jo shakhs jaan se Bhi pyara ho wo achanak door hojaye,<Br/><Br/>Dil ko yakeen dilaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai.
Master ne Bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi Bataogy na ?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.
Pathan ki Bivi ka rang Boht kala tha,<Br/><Br/>Ek din Bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.