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Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,<Br/><Br/>Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,<Br/><Br/>Zara uske dil mein Bhi tum jhank lena,<Br/><Br/>Usey raaz dil ka Batane se pehle,<Br/><Br/>Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,<Br/><Br/>Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,<Br/><Br/>Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,<Br/><Br/>Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,<Br/><Br/>KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,<Br/><Br/>Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,<Br/><Br/>Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,<Br/><Br/>Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.
macher ne 1admi ko<Br/>din me kata<Br/>admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona?<Br/>macher Bola <Br/>zardari ka dor hai <Br/>ghar k halat <Br/>kharaB hein <Br/>overtime ker raha <Br/>hoon.
A line said By a friend to his friend after Both got Busy in their lives & didn't contact each other.<Br/>"Miss your smile a lot But I miss my own smile more"
Jo mil gaya uska shukar ada kiya karo"Faraz"<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Zaruri nahi hai k har Baar chai k sath samosey hon.
Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?<Br/>Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Girl replied:<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....
Ek chooha sharaB k drim mein gira,Bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar Bola:<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye Bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,<Br/>Aur agr tu ye Bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.<Br/>auu agr tu ye Bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi Bhi teri.<Br/><Br/>2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.
Beta ro raha tha ABu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe Batao dost samajh kar.<Br/><Br/>Son:Kuch nahi yaar,saBzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne Boht mara hai.
Pathan:Yaar tum suBha se zameen khod rahe ho kya Baat hai aakhir ?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Sardar:Yaar aBBa kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
Hum to uski har khuwahish puri karne ka wada kar Baithy "Faraz",<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Humein kya pata k humein chorna Bhi uski ek khuwahish thi.
Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Pathan said: AB Bolne ka kya fayida Hitler Bhai?<Br/>JaB Dictionary khareedi thi taB hi check karni thi na?
Aaj mere "JANAZY" main sara shehr shareek tha FARAZ<Br/><Br/>jaB kay kal hum tanhaiyon kay khoof sy mar gay......