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Walking alone is not difficult<Br/>But<Br/>When we have walked a mile with someone then coming Back alone is very difficult
Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhBaar mein ishtihaar diya.<Br/><Br/>"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI<Br/>Par<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Sirf SUGAR k marez raaBta karen"
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,<Br/><Br/>Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.<Br/><Br/>Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai Bas tum admi ka pata karo.
Faqeer: Oh..BaB kuch dedo Boht Bhooka hun.<Br/><Br/>Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe Bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?<Br/><Br/>Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.<Br/><Br/>Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.
Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez B apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass B Bhatakne na do...<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Student: Chal Beta saBse pehle to tu nikal.
Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Mein Thehra Na Phir KaBhi,<Br/>Dil Ne Kisi Bhi Shakhs Ko Chaha Na Phir KaBh,<Br/>Rootha Zara Si Baat Pe Uth Kar Chala Gaya,<Br/>Aisa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na Phir KaBhi,<Br/>Kuch Youn Mila Ikhlak Se k Bus Ishq Ho Gaya,<Br/>Wo AjnaBi Tha? Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir KaBhi..!!!<Br/>
Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.<Br/>Dadi: Nhi Beta JaB tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.<Br/>Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge. <Br/>Dadi: Nhi Beta JaB tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge<Br/>Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D<Br/>
Bhula kar humahin wo Bhi na khush rhy pain ge <Br/>Smany nahi tu humary jany k Bad ashk Bahaain ge<Br/>Dua hai KHUDA say k us ko kaBhi ghum na dyna <Br/>Wo tu Bardash kar lain gy hum na kar pain ge...!!!<Br/>
Ajj Halki Halki Barish hai<Br/>Ajj Sard Hawa ka Raqs Bhi hai..<Br/>Ajj Phol Bhi Nikhry hain<Br/>Ajj un main tera Aks Bhi hai<Br/>Ajj Badal Kally Gahry hain<Br/>Ajj chand pe lakhon pahry hain <Br/>Khush tukre tare yadoon k<Br/>Bari dair say dil main thary hain<Br/>Ajj Yadain uljhi uljhi hain<Br/>Ajj taar yeh dil k sulge hain<Br/>Ajj yaad Bohat tum aye ho...<Br/><Br/>"AJJ YAAD BOHAT TUM AYE HO"<Br/>
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun <Br/><Br/>Saath Deta Hai ?<Br/><Br/>Mom/Dad ? - NO<Br/><Br/>HusBand/Wife ? - NO<Br/><Br/>Friends ? - NO<Br/><Br/>LOVE ? - NO<Br/><Br/>Only.........<Br/><Br/><Br/>Ur CHAPPALS !<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar
A,B,C,<Br/>D,E,<Br/>F,G,H,<Br/>I,J,<Br/>K,L,M,<Br/>N,O,<Br/>P,Q,R,<Br/>S,T,<Br/>U,V,W,<Br/>X,Y,<Br/>Z.<Br/>1,2,3,<Br/>4,5,<Br/>6,7,8,<Br/>9,0<Br/>thank God, all Buttons of my phone r working fine, aap apna kaam karo .!.
Koi Dikha K Roye,<Br/>Koi Chupa K Roye,<Br/><Br/>Humain Rulanay Walay,<Br/>Humain Rula K Roye,<Br/><Br/>Marna Ka Maza To TaB Hai Yaro,<Br/>JaB Qatil Bhi Janazay Per Aa Ker Roye,