How true my feelings were<Br/>I found out to Be The Best thing<Br/>in my life Was when you married me<Br/>Thank you my loving wife(loving HusBand),<Br/>For the years we share I know one<Br/>thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Nothing in this world Could ever Be<Br/>As wonderful as the love You’ve given me<Br/>Your love makes my days so very Bright,<Br/>just knowing you’re my darling wife(HusBand).<Br/>Happy Wedding Anniversary
True Bravery is to arrive home …<Br/>fully drunk..<Br/>a late night out..<Br/><Br/>and mom waiting with a jharu<Br/>in hand and you ask<Br/><Br/>“hey mom, aBhi tak jaag rahi ho.”
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.<Br/>Driver adjusted miror.<Br/>Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.<Br/><Br/>Go & sit Back. I will drive auto…:D
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.<Br/>Kashif: I is ……<Br/><Br/>TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”<Br/>Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphaBet.”
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.<Br/>Friend: Y?<Br/>Sardar: Got upper Berth.<Br/>Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?<Br/>Sardar: oye, there was noBody<Br/>2 exchange in the lower Birth..
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,<Br/>Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,<Br/><Br/>Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,<Br/>Ye ghar pe Baitha larki ka Baap kiya jaaney
JaBBarish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.<Br/>JaB kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,<Br/><Br/>JaBBheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,<Br/>Bataoo Meri umBrella KaB wapis kro ge
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina<Br/>Boy2.Oh! I know her<Br/>Boy1:How?<Br/>Boy2:v were caught sleeping together<Br/>Boy1:What the hell?<Br/>Boy2.during lecture in maths class<Br/><Br/>Think +ve:)
