Caught sleeping together

Caught sleeping together
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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Mar, 11 2011     157 chars (1 sms)     3101 views       Flirt

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Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi ziada,
Smart ho tum sub doston may ziada.
Agar aisa tum sochtay ho to,
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STUPID ho tum had se ziada.
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the.
Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge.
Are main tumhare nahi
Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur
A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..
My dear friend,
.
I locked you in my heart
And dropped the key into Ocean
So that you can live in my heart always
And never come out

With Best Wishes.
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don"t u have any job?
Don"t send any messages,
I don"t want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets
I never thought that you would ever do that everything we had is gone
said you loved me said never leave me maybe you just heard your wrong
cause im damaged, im damaged, don’t know what to do, baby
im damaged so, so damaged because of you
._I__I_,



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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom
tonight!
A dimple is a sign of pretty face!
a Smile is a sign of joy!
a hug is a sign of love!
and
A friend like me in Yr life,

well

thats a sign of ur damn Gud taste:)
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be millionaires!!!