Caught sleeping together

Caught sleeping together
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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Mar, 11 2011     157 chars (1 sms)     2766 views       Flirt

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Turn around, can you see me now? no?
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I don''t flirt for fun , Its one of my duties
Tell me How can I resist such beauties
It is life with whom I like flirting with the most
I''m still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost
LuV is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted ppl..

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Too many stars in the sky,
too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue,
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sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u"ll always remain.
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flower wants dew,
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Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
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