Caught sleeping together

Caught sleeping together
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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Mar, 11 2011     157 chars (1 sms)     3104 views       Flirt

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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some1 to lean on,
coz I"m the one u can always depend on!
One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
Khuda salmat rakhe unko jo humse nafrat karte hai, pyar na sahi, nafrat hi sahi. Kuch toh hai joh sirf humse karte hain
Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar..

Wa wa wa...

Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar.

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Bari gal kiti a la lo chiter ...$;-)
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I luv another words also.
I don’t flirt for fun

Its one of my duties

Tell me How can I resist such beauties

It is life with whom

I like flirting with the most

I am still not committed though I have fallen for the trap almost
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were
Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all
be millionaires!!!
If u see some one without a smile, give him one of ur, coz u r
among a few good people who can shine others lives by just
walking with him a few miles.
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
LuV is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted ppl..

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Ppl wid strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING

;-)
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!
This is ur friend "PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)
Ishiq sasitaaa bohit milaaa thaaa,,,,,

Ishiq mahngaaa bohat para hy...!!!