Caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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Mar, 11 2011 157 chars (1 sms) 3551 views Flirt

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KAASH YE FAASLE

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..

KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..

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YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...

Oey kuti ke bachey

Oey kuti ke bachey
?

kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?

Can You See Me

Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

Those who can"t

Those who can"t have u hate u,
those who have u can"t handle u,
those who abuse u lose u,
& then there are those like me who just can"t refuse u!

Cotton candy

Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c...
how about sugar?
hmmm....
nope!
damn!
still can''t find anything as
sweet as YOU!.

Touch my heart

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me

As days go by

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can"t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u"ll see that it"s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

Just time pass

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

When Someone Gets Angry With You

~Cute Relationship~
When Someone Gets Angry With You
And Says...
I Will Never Talk To You... :(
And Later Comes Back To Inform
You...
"I AM STILL ANGRY"

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Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?
Q dil tum ko dykhana chahta hy?
Q dil tum se bt krna chahta hy?
QK
“Dil to bacha hy g”
or Bacho ko cartoon pasand hen..

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Caught sleeping together

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