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A Boy tried to lift a heavy stone But he couldn't move it,<Br/><Br/>His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?<Br/><Br/>Boy:Yes,i am.<Br/><Br/>Friend:No you are not Because you haven't asked me to help you.<Br/>"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"
Ek sardar ko koi moBile pe tang kar raha tha,<Br/>Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Because it means....<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>E-End of<Br/>T-Thinking<Br/>C-Capacity<Br/><Br/>But our teachers don't understand.
Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta Bata.<Br/><Br/>Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,<Br/><Br/>Sardar:Yaar Qom koi Bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
Chup ho kis wajah se humein maloom nahin magar,<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Dil dooB sa jata hai jaB tum yaad nahi karte agar.
MohaBat MohaBat ki tarha kar k to dekho,<Br/><Br/>Chahat Chahat ki tarha kar k to dekho,<Br/><Br/>KHUDA Bhi mil jayega tumko ek din,<Br/><Br/>IBadat IBadat ki tarha kar k to dekho.
Dard mein har koi muskra nahi sakta,<Br/><Br/>Apne dil ki Baat saBko Bata nahi sakta,<Br/><Br/>Roshni lene waley kya jaane,<Br/><Br/>Chiraagh jal to sakta hai par apni takleef Bata nahi sakta.
Interviewer : <Br/>When Is Your Birthday <Br/> <Br/>Sardar : <Br/>13th Oct <Br/> <Br/>Interviewer : <Br/>Which Year ? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar : <Br/>Oye Ullu Ke Patte <Br/>Every Year <Br/>
Your B”thday Is A Day Set Aside Just To CeleBrate You, <Br/>A Day To Shower You With Attention And Appreciate Your <Br/>Gudness And Warmth, In My Own,I CeleBrate You The Rest <Br/>Of The Year,Too For You Are A Very Rare Person And Special <Br/>Friend And I Thank You For Being The Wonderful Part Of My World.. <Br/>Happy B”thday My 4ever Friend..
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell <Br/>Wah Wah <Br/>Wah Wah <Br/>Wah Wah <Br/>Wah Wah <Br/>Wah Wah <Br/> <Br/>Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha <Br/> <Br/>All Is Well <Br/> <Br/>All Is Well…. <Br/>
Ae Eid K Chaand!<Br/>Q Krta Hae Tu Hum Ko Pareshan,<Br/><Br/>Tujhe Dekhne K Liay Bechen Hen Hum<Br/>Aür<Br/>Mufti MuneeB Ur Rehmaan<Br/><Br/>Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay<Br/>Puray Pakistan K Insaan,<Br/><Br/>Mgar Kahan Se Dhoond Letay Hen Tujhe<Br/>Sarhad K Kuch Pathan,<Br/><Br/>“Meri”Hy Tman’na<Br/>Eis Bar Na Trpana,<Br/><Br/>Puray Pakistan Mae Hum Ko Ik Saath Nzar Aana.<Br/>
Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon<Br/>Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon<Br/>Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na<Br/>Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon