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You are seeing my wife
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
  
Mar, 11 2011     143 chars (1 sms)     2740 views       Funny

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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,

Aur Kaha



Maa Qasam,





Sab Filmi Hai. :-)
When a man steals
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --
Once "Chhakka"
Once "Chhakka"



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"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Hight Of Hasrut

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"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
A boy goes to see
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Tera hona zarori tha na
Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na

Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha


Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?
I Haven''t Tasted Food
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
Angry boss
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Mango Orange Banana Grapes
Mango

Orange

Banana

Grapes

&

Apple

Which is sweet?

Guess?

Dont know?

Arey buddhu ye sab
Sweet nhi hai.


Ye sab Fruits hai.


Sweet to Aap ho :->
Arz kiya hai.
Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
? ? ? ?

? ? ? ?

Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.
Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
.
.
.
....
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.
.
.
Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
Pathan ko rastay
Pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.
Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.
Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->

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