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Teacher:Correct the sentence "A Bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"<Br/><Br/>Student:A cow & a Bull is grazzing in the field.<Br/><Br/>Teacher:What is this ?<Br/><Br/>Student:Ladies First
HusBand:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Wife:Because<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>i married the wrong man.
HusBand:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek Baat ka to fayida huwa,<Br/><Br/>Wife:Konsa ?<Br/><Br/>HusBand:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
Today is your day <Br/>To shine your special day <Br/>To Be the star <Br/>To <Br/>Let your friends applaud you for how wonderful you are <Br/>Happy Birth day
H <Br/>A <Br/>P <Br/>P <Br/>Y <Br/>B <Br/>I <Br/>R <Br/>T <Br/>H <Br/>D <Br/>A <Br/>Y <Br/>2 U <Br/>& <Br/>May ALLAH Give U <Br/>H <Br/>A <Br/>A <Br/>P <Br/>Y <Br/>LONG LIFE…………
“DOSTI mosam nahi, keh <Br/>apni muddat pori karay orr <Br/>rukhsat ho jay, <Br/>DOSTI sawan nahi, keh <Br/>toot kar Barsay or <Br/>tham jae, <Br/>DOSTI aag nahi, keh <Br/>sulgy Bharkey or <Br/>Bujh jae, <Br/>DOSTI aftaB nahi, keh <Br/>chamkey or <Br/>dooB jae, <Br/>DOSTI phool nahi, keh <Br/>khiley or <Br/>phir murjha jae, <Br/>DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to saB kuch <Br/>toot jae to kuch Bhi nahi…….. … <Br/>
Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain, <Br/>JaB “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai, <Br/>Aur juB “ANKH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah Bin paani ke machli Bechari hai, AB na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST Bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek
MehBooB ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt <Br/>kiya lagya FARAZ.. <Br/>Meri to Duniya hi Badal gai, <Br/>faqat ik Dhamaky se…
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena. <Br/>Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena <Br/>Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ” <Br/>BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
Half of sorrows we earn By expecting good things from wrong people. <Br/> <Br/>and <Br/> <Br/>Half of sorrows We earn By expecting wrong things from good people...! <Br/> <Br/>GOOD NIGHT <Br/>
Evryday, Evrytime, Evrywhere, <Br/>I may not Be with you. <Br/>But <Br/>My thinking, <Br/>My care, <Br/>My prayers, & <Br/>My lovely wishes are always with you. <Br/>Good Night