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What is the difference Between donkey and Monkey? <Br/> <Br/>Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message <Br/> <Br/>Choice is Yours .. :)
Why do U think I SMS u ? <Br/>Is it Because I care ? Or I miss u ? <Br/>Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's B'coz... <Br/>I need a person for just time pass
Ek Sardar sharaaB pee k aaya,<Br/>Baap se Bachne k liye Bari c Book lekar parhne laga.<Br/><Br/>Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?<Br/><Br/>Sardar:Nahi to.<Br/><Br/>Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya Bak Bak kar raha hai ?
A Boy went to a night cluB,<Br/>His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?<Br/><Br/>Boy:Yes,I saw<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Dad.
Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(<Br/><Br/>Wen we r woried<Br/>No One see r pain,<Br/>:-(<Br/><Br/>Wen We r happy<Br/>No One see r smile, :-D<Br/><Br/>Aur<Br/>js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.<Br/><Br/><Br/>('_')<Br/><)'(><Br/>_/ \_ Dekh yr tBi gusa ata hy:
Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,<Br/><Br/>Paper Main SaB Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.<Br/>)/(',') Uffff..<Br/>) (> Ye<Br/>< / Classfelows<Br/>Bhi na..??<Br/>1st Aae hen sB.:-)
Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar Karna<Br/>FARAZ. . .<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Love Letter Bheja Tha,<Br/>Home Work Samajh k "STAR" De Diya..
Teacher ne 1 chote Bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?<Br/>Child - aBhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........
dad-exam kaisa hua?<Br/>son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya. <Br/>3 ata nahi tha. <Br/>4 karna Bhul gaya. <Br/>5 nazar nahi aaya.<Br/>dad-Q. no 2 ? <Br/>son-Bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
Story Of Newton's Law:<Br/><Br/>A Cow Was Walking<Br/>Newton Stopped It.<Br/>It Stopped<Br/>He Found His 1st Law<Br/>"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE<Br/>UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"<Br/><Br/>He Gave A FORCE By Kicking<Br/>d Cow,<Br/>It Gave A Sound 'MA'<Br/>He Formulated d 2nd Law<Br/>"F = MA"<Br/><Br/>After Sometimes d Cow Gave<Br/>A Kick To Newton<Br/>Then He Formulated d 3rd law<Br/>"EVERY ACTION HAS AN<Br/>EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P
Exam k lie har Book perhli mene<Br/><Br/>,FARAZ,<Br/><Br/>Dua karo ‘FACE’BOOK se Bhi koi sawaal ajae…..
Teacher: hamein gariBon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye<Br/>Student:AB Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai