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3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
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Apr, 08 2011     148 chars (1 sms)     2932 views       Anniversary

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I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.
Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu
Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.
Saudagaron K Haathon
Nelaam Ho Jao Gi.

Main Sari Raat Haathon
Me Phool Liay Betha Raha,
Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi
K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao
Gi.

Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail
Tumhary Bus Me Nahi.
Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun
Hi Haar Jao Gi.

Kaantay Thay Meri Raah
Me Har Dam.
Agar Main Chalon Tu
Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi.

Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay
Rotay Ye Keh Gaya
Zafar ko.
Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty
Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa
Ho jayGi.

¤KinG Of SmS¤007
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
Internet te Kuri phsaaayi

Internet te ho gayi sagaayi

Internet te hi divorce ho gaya
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Es bahaane mittraan da computer da course ho gaya............
Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,

Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.
)/(',') Uffff..
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< / Classfelows
Bhi na..??
1st Aae hen sb.:-)
Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
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Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)
I Wish U De Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

My Love Throughout The Years We"Ve Had Our Ups& Downs But We Stood By Each Other No Matter What Happened We Maintained This Love So On Our Anniversary Of 2years I Just Wanna Say This "Thank U

&I"Ll Alwayz Love You For What You"Ve Done For Me

"U Were & Still R My Light And Shine In My World Ngi

"Asixenga Ngawe Zulu For I"M Proud Of You Love Keep It Up).

Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough"

I Love You"
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.


Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p