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4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
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Apr, 08 2011     148 chars (1 sms)     2787 views       Anniversary

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TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Nothing In This World Could Ever Be
As Wonderful As The Love You?Ve Given Me
Your Love Makes My Days So Very Bright,
Just Knowing You?Re My Darling Wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
"Ego" is the only requirement to destroy any relation...So be the bigger person , skip the "e" and let it "go' :)
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan
apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari
kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)
1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.
one of the sadest fact of life
"its tough when someone special in your life starts to ignore you..but its even tougher to pretend that u dont mind.."
To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.

Happy Anniversary
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hai iss website forum mein

aisey he nahi pagal khane bane






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