newton's law

newton's law
Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P
  

Apr, 08 2011     356 chars (3 sms)     2384 views       Anniversary

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No, one take place of your father.
He is only to protect you and work for you in day and night.
No one came better for you but your father.
Happy Father Day
A wise physician said
"The best medicine for human is LOVE"
Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work?'
He smiled and answered increase the DOSE
dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
choom leti hain latak kar kabhi chahra kabhi lub,
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tum ne zulfon ko bohat sir pe charha rakha hai..!!
main tere milnay ko moajza keh raha tha lekin..

tere bicharnay ka saniha bhi kamaal guzra...!
To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.

Happy Anniversary
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I”ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***
An anniversary is a time to remember
about a couple’s life.
A time to recognize that the strongest bond
is the love between husband and wife.
Through times of happiness and times of sadness,
love grows continually and they become as one heart,
The other staying with them, in memory,
even when they are apart.
Each anniversary is special and may cause a shed tear,
for the bond grows ever stronger and stronger
When love is shared for another year.
"BIK"raha tha waqat k bazar main meri gherat ka lahu
"faraz"
"MURR"k jo dekha to apna he pyar kharidar nikla
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.
A paper cut and lemon juice, pizza and heartburn, you and me, are just a few things that aren’t supposed to go together but usually end up that way. Happy Anniversary!’