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perfect student
1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?<Br/><Br/>2.Does a Book work as a sleeping pill?<Br/><Br/>3.Attend classes only for attendance?<Br/>...<Br/>4.see the calendar for holidays ?<Br/><Br/>5.cell in place of a pen ?<Br/><Br/>If the aBove is happening with u..<Br/>congratulations!<Br/><Br/>U r a perfect student ;-)
larki & pathan
Larki train mai Baithi Book parh rhi thi,<Br/>Book ka nam ta<Br/>“THE MAN”<Br/>Peechy pathan Baitha chupke se wo Book parh rha ta,<Br/>Book mai likha ta k Brazil k mard Bahut<Br/>“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard Bahut handsome hote hain,<Br/>Kch deir k Bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?<Br/><Br/>Pathan:<Br/>”RONALDO BUGTI
1 pathan
1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya<Br/><Br/>Koi kehta mri shalwar<Br/><Br/>Koi kehta meri qameez<Br/><Br/>1 patan B ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?<Br/><Br/>Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya
pathan & admi
Admi Bakriyan chara raha tha<Br/><Br/>Pathan:<Br/>ye Bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?<Br/><Br/><Br/>Admi:<Br/>Inhen school chorne ja rha hon<Br/><Br/><Br/>Pthan:<Br/>Mjy pagal smja ha?<Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/><Br/>Aj to itwar ha..
pathan ki pitai
Ek pathan or sardar ki khoB pitai hue.<Br/>Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“
pathan to doctor
pathan:doctor sahaB apko taankay laganay attay hay?<Br/><Br/>doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?<Br/><Br/>pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.
pathan ko raat k 2 bajay fone aya
Pathan K MoBile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:<Br/>Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy<Br/><Br/>Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:<Br/><Br/><Br/>KhaBees Ka Bachcha..<Br/><Br/><Br/>Zarori Nahi K<Br/><Br/><Br/>Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
pathan khudkushi!
Pathan:<Br/>Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha<Br/>Khudkushi<Br/>Hram hy<Br/>Zulm hy<Br/>Gunah hy<Br/>Buzdili hy<Br/>Pagalpun hy<Br/>Aisi haram mot marne se Behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy
pathan & dr.
1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:<Br/>O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.<Br/>...<Br/>Doctor:<Br/>AB Kia Ho Gaya Hai??<Br/><Br/>Pathan:<Br/>O Khana KharaB Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P<Br/>
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno<Br/>Agar dimagh se koi jawaB na aae to<Br/>Dil ki sunno<Br/>.............<Br/>Waha say Bhi jawaB na aae to<Br/>....<Br/>Ankhain Band kar ke<Br/>.<Br/>socho<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>ke<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
pathan & nurse
Nurse:<Br/>MuBarak HO KhansaaB<Br/>Ap k Ghar<Br/>Larka peda Hua hy<Br/>Pathan:=<Br/><Br/>.<Br/>“O”<Br/><Br/>Mera”KHUDA”<Br/>Ye Kesa<Br/>Technology hy,<Br/>B.V Mera Hospital<Br/>mein hy or Bacha<Br/>Ghar Pada hua hy.
pathan & manager
Manager : You<Br/>are appointed<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>your salary is<Br/>Rs. 10,000/<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>Next Year it Will<Br/>Be 20,000<Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>.<Br/><Br/>Pathan : ok I will<Br/>join next year….

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