Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     3340 views       Decent

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PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS THROW STONES IN UR PATH,
IT DEPENDS UPON U WHAT DO U MAKE FROM IT;
A WALL
OR
A BRIDGE--------
ITS ALL UR MIND SET TOWARDS UR VISION.
Look Around You

&

Appreciate Those

Who Care About You .....


Be thankful They Are
In Your Life ..... =)
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
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Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
Kehte Hain K Jab koi Kisi Ko Bohat Yaad Kerta Hai
Tou Ek Taara Toot K Girta Hai . . .

Ek Din Aap Ki Waja Se Sara Aasman Khali Ho Jayega . . .

Aur Ilzaam Humare Sir Aayega . . . :(
As yOu grOw Older, yOu will discOver
that yOu have twO hands,
One fOr helping yOurself,
the Other fOr helping Others.
Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.
Sometimes you have to stop caring because you may care too much for someone who doesn't care about you. It's not pride; it's self-respect.
Wake Me Up
When Your Heart Needs
Company

Take My Hand
When You Feel
Alone

Talk To Me
When You Feel
Sad

Coz

Till Life Runs Out,
I''ll Alwayz Be Your Friend
Ever Forever ... (:
Hanstey Raho
Khil-Khilate Raho

Har Pal Yunhi Khushiyaan
Tum Manate Raho

Yaad Aaye Na Koi
Gham Zindagi Ka

Itnii Khushiya''n
Manate Raho