Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     3234 views       Decent

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Books Me Likha He Phool Todna Mana He
Bago Me Likha He Phool Todna Mana He
Par 1 Cheez....Koi Nahi Kehta




K Dil Todna Mana Hai...
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,

Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,

Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,

Jinko Preshan na kar''o to wo yaad bhi kia nahi karte. . . ;->
The Wrong Kind Of
People Dislike You
For The Good In You

&

The Right Kind Of
People Like You
Knowing Even
The Bad In You ...

That''s Make A Good
Relationship .. !!!
Wat Is The Secret Of My Energy?
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Boost?
No
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Horlicks?
No
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Money?
No
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Then Wat?
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A Small Sweet Msg From ‘U’ Everyday
,*, Kuch Anmol Batain Meri Diary Se ,*,
1. Aalim Se Ek Ghantay Ki Guftgoo 10 Baras K Mutalla Se Behtar Hai
2. Tehreer Ek Khamosh Zuban Hai Aur Qalam Haath Ki Zuban
3. Jhoot Bol K Jeetnay Se Behtar Hai Such Bol K Haar Jao
4. Waqt Se Pehle Kabhi Iraday Ka Izhaar Na Karo
5. Shikayat Na Karna Bhi Sabr Me Shamil Hai,
6. Khamoshi Be-Faida Guftgoo Se Behtar Hai
7. Dunia Me Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Apni Islaah Hai Aur Sab Se Sehl Dusron Par Nukta Cheni Karna
8. Umda Cheez Ko Hasil Karna Koi Khoobi Nahi Balkay Usay Umda Tareeqay Se Istimal Karna Khoobi Hai
9. Khud Pasandi Sab Se Bari Tanhai Hai
10. Khamoshi Barh Jaye To Haibat Ban Jati Hai
Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne sawaal kiya k
"Agar hmaare naseeb mein pehle se hi
sab kuch likh diya gaya hai to phir DUA kyun kren?


"Bazurg" ne Farmaya:
"Ho sakta hai Tumhare Parwardigaar ne yehi Tumhaare naseeb mein likh dia ho k Maango gay to milay ga warna nahi".

SUBHANALLAH.
SPREAD IT.
THE ONLY WEALTH I HAVE
IS THE PEOPLE AROUND ME.
THAT I REALLY CALL "WELL WISHERS"
& YOU ARE ONE OF THEM. STAY WITH ME,
SO THAT PEOPLE CAN KNOW, HOW RICH I AM !!!!!!!!!!
Mujhe Allah pe to yakeen hai
k wo meri dua zror Qabul farmaye ga
but
mujhe khud pe yakin nahi
k main Qabuliat k la''aiq hoon b ya nahi..??
Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all the good things are yours.
Smiles Are Like
Birds
They Fly From
Face To Face
May Ur Lip Give Them
A Better Nest
So That They Can
Stay There Forever

Wish U Smile Forever ........ :->
!! ||Girls Psychology|| !!!
*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***
*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***
*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***
*** Contact with Intelligent Boys ***
*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***
*** Love with Faithful Boys ***
& in the end
*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***
!!! Moral of the story !!!
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai
(My Case)

Symptoms :
"Feeling Lonely,
Miserable & Sad"

Pulse:
"170/Min"

BP:
"80/40"

X-ray:
"Broken Heart"

Diagnosis:
"Missed U"

Treatment:
"Keep In Touch" ... (=