Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2918 views       Decent

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A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,

His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?

Boy:Yes,i am.

Friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"
Happiness Keeps u Sweet,
Sorrows Keep u Human
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success Keeps u glowing
& GOD Keeps u Going.

Have a blessed life!
People are like stained glass windows: they sparkle

and shine when the sun''s out, but when the darkness

sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there

is light within.
Love . . . . . .

Friends . . . . . .

Care . . . . . .

[ These All Fun & Games Until Someone Gets Hurt. . . . .Then Its Hilarious ]
Watch Out!
Defend Yourself !

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TOO LATE



I Warned You !
You''ve Just Been
Strongly Attacked By





Thousands Of Tightest
Hugs ... (:
Celebration MEANZ
Four Frndz
ßahar ßarsat
4 Glases Of Pepsi


Çelebration Meanz
100 Bucks Of Petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road



Celebrtn Means
Maggi N0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25 A.M


Celebrtn Meanz
3 Old Frnds
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 Internet Messenger


Celebratn Meanz
Rain On A Hot Tin Ro0f
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbourz Droping In A Party

Celebrtn Meanz
U N M0m
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of Coconut Oil N A Head Massage


U Can Spend 100s On Brithdays
1000 On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings
But To Celebrte All U Hv 2 Do Iz Spend Ur Time Wd Ur Loved Ones

Keep In T0uch Wd Those Who Care 4 Y0u
East or West Fahim is the best.
East or West Fahim is the best.
Is MSG ko 50 logon ko send karo.
Inshallah Tomorrow will be Monday. Jite Raho. aur Jine Do.
Disaapointment are like road hump,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy....
the smooth road afterwards.....
Dont stay on the humps too long. MOVE ON
Think of life as a great road trip ... if you spend too much time looking back at where you've been, you'll miss what's ahead.....!!!!! d
Never try alone 2 take the weight of tear that comes out of your heart and falls through your eyes..
Always Remember A friend here to share ups and down in life.
Squeeze the past like a sponge, smell the present like a rose, and send a kiss to the future. Gud Day!
Hey!

Sumthing Missing In U,

But Wat & Whr?Lets Search

In Ur Bag
NO
In Ur Pocket
NO
Oh GOD
I Got It
Its On Ur Face

UR SWEET SMILE!