Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2611 views       Decent

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Never seem more learned than the people u are with. Wear ur learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Don''t pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when u are asked
a strong bonding doesn''t always need conversations, Doesn''t always need togertheness, as long as emotions live in heart, true love never depart
Agar Tum Us Ko Na Pa Sako

Jis Ko Tum Chahte Ho

Tou

Usay Zaruur Apna Lena Jo Tumhain Chahta Hy

Kyun K

Chahne Se Chahey Jane Ka Ehsaas Zyada Khoobsurat Hy ...
Dua Hy !
MUSHKIL KUSHA Se k
Aap Ki Sari Mushkilat
Duur Hon

Dua Hy !
Us GHAFOOR Se k Aap
Ko Baksh De

Dua Hy !
Us RAHEEM Se k Aap Pr
Reham Kare

Dua Hy !
Us RAB-UL-IZZAT Se
k Aap Ko Izzat De


Dua Hy !
Us GHANI Se k Aap Ko
Hadh-darja Nawaze

Dua Hy !
MALIK-E-KAINAT Se k
Aapko Hr Khushi Se
Humkinar Kare

AAMIN
" Health Tips "

1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.

2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.

3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.

( New Chain Of Health Messages )
Most of the things we desire are EXPENSIVE.
But the truth is -
The things that really satisfy us are FREE:-

Love,
Joy,
Laughter
Never break 3 things in ur life,

1.TRUST,
2.PROMISES,
3.RELATIONS
Because when they break,
they don''t make noise,
But they give pain a lot....
3 Magical Words
Of Life:
1.Please
2.Thank U
3.Sorry


But
Don''t Use
Dis Words To 3 Persons:
1.Friends
2.Lover
3.Mother
Man - God, Please Give Me Everything.

So That I Can Enjoy "Life".

God Smiled And Replied-

I Have Given U Life To Enjoy "Everything"
A Hug Is A Great Gift

One Size Fits All

It Can Be Given For Any Ocassion

&

It’s Easy To Exchange . . . [-_-]
1 Din Bemari Ne Dolat Se Kaha
Tum Kitni Khush''Naseeb Ho,
Her Koi Tumhe Pane Ki Koshish Karta Hy,
0r
Mai Kitni Bad''Naseeb Hon,
Har Koi Mujh Se Dor Bhagta Hy,
Dolat Boli
Khush''Naseeb to Tum H0
Tumhe Pa Kar Log
Apne KHUDA K0 Yad Karte Hyn
0r
Bad''Naseeb T0 Mai Hon
Mujhe Pa Ker Aksar Log KHUDA K0 Bhol Jate Hy.
If Sum1 really waits 4u,

It doesn''t mean he has nothing else 2do,

Its just mean dat nothing else is More
important Than u in dis world!