Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     3122 views       Decent

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Rivers, Ponds, Lakes
& Streams ...
They All Have
Different Names
But
They All Contain Water.
Just As Religions Do
They All Contain Truths...

~Mohammad Ali~
d eye does not see what d brain does not know
so open ur brain before opening ur eyes.......
Know about a true lover :

a true lover is* 1 who tels dat u r cute , instd of sexy,*

1 who cals u bck whn u cut d cl in angr.*

1 who stay awake jst 2 wtch u slep*

1 who kises ur eys first then ur lips *

1 who want 2 show 2 d wrld wt u mean 2 him*

1 who holds ur hnd not ur waist, in frnt of his frnd
Dosti Mein

Baat Kro Jese
FULL TALKTIME

Yaad Kro Jese
FREE ROAMING

Pyar Kro Jese
FOR LIFETIME

Jhagra Kro Jese
NO COVERAGE

Aur

Hanso Jese
TOLL FREE .. (:
Tuje Aansu Bhari wo ''DUA''
Miley

Jisey Kabhi Na Rad ''KHUDA'' Kare

Tujhe Hasrat Na Rahe Kabhi ''JANAT'' ki

Tere Aangan Me ''MUHABBATON'' Ki Aisi Hawa Chaley (Ameen)
Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.
The squeaking wheel doesn''t always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain.....
but
it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.
Our Khaki TIGER''s Hunt At Front Of Enemy..
.
White LEOPARD Are In Blood Frezing Mountains..
.
Our EAGLES Measurs The Hight Of Skys..
&
Our SALER''s Know Where Is Depth Of Black Sea..
.
Time Lead Us,
&
Our Mothers Praying Us..
&
Proud That We Are The SON''s Of Mother Land..
.
.
Peopel Called It DEFENCE,
&
We Call It LIFE.. !!

~ HAPPY DEFENCE DAY ~
Dil Ko Aram Milta Hai Tujhay Pane Se,
Meri Sans Main Sans Hai Bas Tere Hi Aane Se,
Kaise Tuh Chor Jati Hai Mujhay Bhari Mehfil Main Tanha,
Kya Dar Lagta Hai Tujhe Mere Karib Aane Say...
Man cn Nvr Forget 2 Face in his whole Life....
-D 1 Who HOLDS his hand in Difficult Time.
-D other Who LEAVES Him Alone in Difficult Time
Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots
A Lot Of Ants Were Roaming Around My Phone.

I Was Wondering How Come.

Then i Suddenly Realised That My

Phone Contains Contact Of Very Sweet Person Like U..!