Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     3176 views       Decent

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A race horse that consistantly runs just 1 second faster than others is worth millions of dollers more. Don''t compromise on 2nd position in life..
My PHONE Lubs It
When U Text ...
Its Litle Face
Lights Up
Bursts Into Beep
&
Has Ur Name
Written All Over It
I Think U Shud Text
More Often,
It Likes U Like Me ... =)
God has Four gifts for u:

A Key for every Problem,

A Light for every Shadow,

A Plan for every Tomorrow

&

A Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s Gift. . .
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
Woh
Bade faqr se kahti hai
Yeh khoobsurat nasheman
yeh cars ki fleet
Yeh malbusaat ki chamak damak (Kapde)
Meri apni kawish hai
Zindagi ki
Saree ra’naiyaan
Yeh aasaish
Kisi ki marhoone minnat nahin
Zindagi main koi ehsaan ka
Lamha nahin
Main khud main bilkul mukammal hun
Oonchi kursi per baith ker
Na jane kitni zindagiyoon ko
Sawarti aur bigaadti hun
Lekin
Is ke Bawajood
Aik Mazboot
Aur Mustahkam
Saahare ki justujoo main
Uski aankhain neend ko
Tarasti hain!
A Smile Is The Light

In Your

Window

That

Tells Others

That

There Is A

Caring n Sharing

Person Inside . . .

Keep Smiling . . . =)

n

Stay Blessed
Umar K Samandar Me

Roshni Ki Khwaish Me

Waqt k Sitare Hyn

Jis Khuda Ne Ye Dhart

Ye Falak Sanware Hyn

Us Se Iltija Hy Ye

Aur Meri Dua Hy Ye

Wo Aap Ki Qismat Me

ILM Ki Rida Likh De

WAQT Ki Ada Likh De

PYAR Be-panah Likh De

MAA Ki Dua Likh De

Aur Apni RAZA Likh De

~ Aameen~
Defence ka nazara.




liberty ka fawara.




shadi tumhari honi nahi.



karo poondi py guzara.
V May Not Be Eligible
For Oscars Or Grammys
But
V r All Eligible 4
Life''s Precious
Moments , Like ...

A Big Hug,
A Quiet Evening Walk,
With A Friend,
Thinking Of Someone
Late At Night,
Watching The Rain,
Sipping Hot Coffee,
A Gud Day At Work,
Parent''s Love,
The Day U Made
Ur Own Break Fast,
To See Someone Smile
At u For No Reason,

Treasure These
Moments 4 Ur
Lifetime ..
U Mite Not Get
These Back ...

Enjoy Life ... (:
The Biggest Suspence Of Life is :
We Know 4 Whom We r Praying..
But ''''We Never Know The Person Who Is Praying 4 Us''''...
This Message Has
No Fat
No Cholesterol
And
No Additive.
This Is All Natural Except
With A Lot Of Sugar
But
It Can Never Be As Sweet As The One Reading It. =)
Earth and Heaven will pass away But Our''s word will never never never ever pass away.