Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2957 views       Decent

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Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.

Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne boht mara hai.
Waqt
1 Yaad Sy Wabasta Hy

Yaad
1 Khwab Sy Wabasta Hy

Khwab
1 Naam Sy Wabasta Hy

Naam
1 Jaan Sy Wabasta Hy

Jaan
1 Yaar Sy Wabasta Hy

Mera Waqt
Meri Yaad
Mer Khwab
Mera Naam
Meri Jaan

Sab Us Ek Insaan Se
Wabasta Hyn

Aur Wo Ho

"S-i-r-f
T-u-m"
So simple it is to Live.

So simple it is to Love.

So simple it is to Smile.

So simple it is to win.

But it''s too difficult to be so simple.
English Wonder

These Words Have Something In Common...
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven

Could U identify ?

In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same... (:->
''ABSENT''
Is
The Best
''PRESENCE''

Bcoz

Id ''SOMEBODY''
Is
ABSENT

Then U
Miss HIM/HER
&
If U
Miss HIM/HER

Then
Dat Means

HE/SHE Is
In
Ur ''HEART'' ... (:
The Fact ... !!!



The Public Have An
Insatiable Curiosity


To Know Everything


Expect


What Is Worth
Knowing ... ;->
''Ek PYARI SI DUA''

...Tu Jab Bhi Koi Dua
Karey...

...Mera RAB Tujhy Wo
Ataa Karey...

...Teri Jholi Ho
Khushio''n Sy Bhari...

...Bin Maangey Tujhy
Sab Wo Ataa Karey...

...Tu Haath Uthaye
Baad Main...

...Mera RAB Tujhy
Wo Cheez Pehly Hi
Ataa Karey...

~ Aamiin ~ :)
Life May Be Hard
Not Alwayz Fun
When Nite Brings Dark
Morning Brings Sun
When Life Seems
Tough
&
Nobody Seems To Care

Dil Se Yaar Krna

I''ll Be Alwayz There (:
You Can

Have Money

Pilled To

The Ceiling

But The

Size Of

Your

Funeral Is

Still Going

To Depand

On The

W e a t h e r . . . ;->
Kitna Bad-naseeb
he wo Insan Jo
Apne Waleden ki
Khidmat kr k Dua
nai leta

Or

Logo se Kehta
Rehta he k
Mere Ley Duaa
Krna.....!
Trust is like an elastic

being stretch by two people.

As long as u hold on it,

ul be happy.

The moment one leaves,

the other gets the terrible pain.
Never break 3 things in ur life,

1.TRUST,
2.PROMISES,
3.RELATIONS
Because when they break,
they don''t make noise,
But they give pain a lot....