Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2953 views       Decent

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It''s Your Action of Today That Will
Create Your Destiny of Tomorrow...!
Act Continuously, Coz There''s NO 2nd Chance...!!!
Suba ko baagh me shabnam parti hae faqat is liye...!!
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K ptta ptta kare zikar Khuda ka ba-wuzu ho kr...!!

(ALLAMA IQBAL)
Tree leaves do not look green forever,
Roses do not look fresh forever,
But I pray to ALLAH that
Smile on your lips stay forever.

Good Morning & Have A Nice Day
SMS doesn''t only mean

''S''hort
''M''essaging
''S''ervice

but it also means...

''S''pecial
''M''oments
''S''haring

with...

''S''omeone
''M''ost
''S''pecial ;->
S . M . S DoEsN''T MeaN "Short Messaging Service"
It Only Means " Sweet . Memories . Shared "
WiD A sPeCiaL, LoViNg, CarInG & SwEEt PeRsOn LiKe U . . . :->
English Wonder

These Words Have Something In Common...
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven

Could U identify ?

In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same... (:->
If your eyes are positive u would like all people in the world

But

If your tongue is positive all the people in the world will like u!
How much can sum1 care?

A man suffring frm brain tumor died.

His wife opned his cupboard

n found sum tablets wid a letter

"take them dear.

U catch cold easily when u cry."
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
Dedicate To My Special Friend HumAyun. . .

If U See Lots Of Dead Bodies . . !

It''S A "Drone"

And If U C Lots Of Text . . !

It Must Be . . .

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Edit By AL¡ Bha¡
Never Explain Urself To AnyOne
B''coz The Person Who Likes U
Doesn''t Need It
&
The Person Who Dislikes U
Won''t Beleive It .....
"Ek BohAt KhubsurAt JuMLA"

"ALLAH Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya,


Or ALLAH Ko Kho Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nai Paaya.../