Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2930 views       Decent

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Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
Never break 3 things in ur life,

1.TRUST,
2.PROMISES,
3.RELATIONS
Because when they break,
they don''t make noise,
But they give pain a lot....
The Four Things
That Can Spoil Ur Life Are :

"I"
And
"MINE",

"YOU"
And
"YOURS"

Forget Them
If u can't fly than run
If u can't run than walk

If u can't walk than cwral
BUT
keep moving towards ur goal ..
Let A Smile

Be Your

Umbrella,

And You''ll

End Up With

A FAce FUll O Rain. ~
Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.
"I never wished for somebody to stay just because i say.. I just wanted someone who will stay, even when I'm pushing them away."
Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.

Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne boht mara hai.
2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,

Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,

Wenever U''re Wrong, Admit It;

Wenever U''re Right, Shut Up.
Plant the seed of desire in your mind
and
it forms
a nucleus with power to attract to itself......
everything needed for its full-fill-ment....
Gem Notes For Women

1.If A Man Wants U,Nothing Can keep him away . If He Does''nt want You, Nothing Can Make Him Stay

2.Never Let a MAn Know Everything He Will Use it Against You Some Day.

3.Have Your owen Set of Friends Seprate From His ..Get ur Time With ur Friends To relax & Unwind.
When a love comes to an end, weak cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve...
So b wise always ;-