Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2733 views       Decent

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HAPPINESS is like

a RADIO Station.!

It will be Broadcasting

All the time...

You just have to

Learn How to

TUNE IN and

RECEIVE It

Properly..
If I could die early i would ask God if i could be your "Guardian Angel"
So
I could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...
Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our income gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
Good Unerdtsanding Btewene
Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay
MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae !!
In Life
V Don''t Need
More n More
RELATIONSHIPS
What V Need
Is
More n More Life
In Our
RELATIONSHIPS .. !

May Our Relationship
Always Be Full Of Life
(=
D Child In A Hurry Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD, If Im Abt 2
Leave Nw Plz Tel Me
My Angel''s Name

GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel''s Name Is Of
No Importance
U''ll Simply Call Her
MOTHER ...
Frequency of my msgs may b less.

but the time i remember U is more.

Thats Y science says tht

frequency is inversely proportional to time.
Rab ne "Maa" ko ye azmat-e-kamaal di,
Uski dua pe aayi musibat taal di,
Quran ne "Maa" k pyar ki is tarah
misaal di,
k
Jannat utha k "Maa" k qadmon me daal di..
Dua Karte Hai Hum Sar Jhukaye, Aye Dost Aap Apni Manzil Ko Paye,
Ager Kabhi Teri Raho Main Andhera Aaye,
To Roshni Ke Lyie Khuda Humko Jalaye,,
Happey Friendship.!
"Time is lyk a river! U cann''t touch the same water twice bcoz the flow that hz passed vil nevr pass again. "njoy evry *Moment of life cuz it wil never cum back..,
ITNA A JAYE TU PASAND KHUDA KO, K TERE QABOOLIYAT KI YE SOORAT HU,BIN MANGAY TUJHE MIL JYAE SUB KUCH, K DUA KO KHUD TERE HATH KI ZAROORAT HU
(AMEEN)