Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2487 views       Decent

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Sometimes I lie awake at night,

and I ask,

''Where have I gone wrong?''

Then a voice says to me,

''This is going to take more than one night''.
Mana k
"PYAAR" ka
pehla lafz "P"
adhora hai

lekin

agar "P" ko nikal do

to

"YAAR" reh jata hai

Or

Aap jese "YAAR" ho

to

Zindagi se b
"PYAAR" ho jata hai.
"I am not a palmist to tell U where UR paths will lead U..
I am not an astrologist to tell U if UR stars will be lucky enough for U..
I am not even gud enough to take UR burden 0ver my shoulders..
But..
I can make a Wish for U..
A simple Wish that..
May Allah lead U to the best path..
May He bless U with the luckiest stars..
May He guide U,
protect U n help U through everything.. *Ameen*
Success Formula-



Sleep 8 hours....



Work 8 hours....


&



make sure they are not the same hours.. :)
Gem Notes For Women

1.If A Man Wants U,Nothing Can keep him away . If He Does''nt want You, Nothing Can Make Him Stay

2.Never Let a MAn Know Everything He Will Use it Against You Some Day.

3.Have Your owen Set of Friends Seprate From His ..Get ur Time With ur Friends To relax & Unwind.
You can kiss Your "Family & Frnds" good-bye
And
Put miles b/w You,
But at the same time
You carry Them with You
in Your heart, mind & stomach,
Because
"You don''t just live in a world but a world lives in You" =)
When we do a task, we''ve to cross 3 stages.

1.Insult,
2.Opposition,
3.Acceptance.

Fools stop at the 1st.
Losers stop at the 2nd.
Winners cross the 3rd.
Only eyes speak da truth.Neither da mirror nor da lips. Da person who loves U.Can c da pain in ur eyes.While everyone else still believes in ur smile....!
HAPPINESS is like

a RADIO Station.!

It will be Broadcasting

All the time...

You just have to

Learn How to

TUNE IN and

RECEIVE It

Properly..
Do You Know !

The Only Place

Where

S U C C E S S

Comes Before

W O R K S

Is ....
















In The


D I C T I O N A R Y ... ;->
"I never wished for somebody to stay just because i say.. I just wanted someone who will stay, even when I'm pushing them away."
U neVer gEt a pErsOn oF uR tYpe In this WoRld..

You will either have to Adjust
or
u will have to ComprOmiSe..!

U Adjust when Someone wanTs t0 be with u..

U compRomIse when u waNt t0 be with s0Meone... ;->