Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     3440 views       Decent

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How much can sum1 care?

A man suffring frm brain tumor died.

His wife opned his cupboard

n found sum tablets wid a letter

"take them dear.

U catch cold easily when u cry."
"Help Those Who are In The Lower Half..

"Because May b In the Next Turn You Will Need Their Help..!!
Jo ansu na hote annkho mein.....to aankhe itni khoobsurat na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo dard na hota dil mein.....to khushi ki kimat pata na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne......to wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti..!!!!!!
Agar maangne se puri ho jaati muraadein.....to uss khuda ki kabhi Zaruratt na hoti..!!!!!!!!
The aim of life is to live,
and to live means to be aware,
joyously, serenely, divinely aware.
Na khabo me dkha na nzaro me dkha,

1000 me 1 hmne tmhi ko dkha,

Gum dne wle to hr pl hain yha,

Hr pl khushi dne wlo me 1 tmhi ko dkha...
Delete My Name
From Ur
Mobile

Delete My Msgs
From Ur Inbox

Only Keep Me
Inside

Ur Heart 4ever...
PRESCRIPTION 4 U 4 LONG LIFE..

-2 tablets of luv

-2 tablets of care

-Syrup of Smile

Twice daily..

My fees:one sms wenevr u think about me!
There r Only 2 Persons
Who Can Tell You The Truth About You ...


A Friend Who has Lost His Temper ...

&

A Enemy Who Starts Loving You ...
Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....
I Pray For You

A Life That You
"Truly Deserve"

A Life As Good As Your
"Heart"

A Life As Bright As Your
"Smile"

&

A Life As Wonderful As Your
"Dream" ... (=
Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.
Sacrifice is greater
than Love,
Character is greater
than Beauty,
humanity is greater
than Wealth,
but
Nothing is greater than
Good Relations..
And Good Relations
don''t necessarily
mean finding
similarities..
Its just about
Respecting
Differences .. (: