Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2955 views       Decent

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You Need More Than A Thousand Good Things

'R E M E M B E R

Just One Bad Thing Can Make A Big Hole In Some Ones Heart,
....'
Nice Ppl r Blessed Ppl
Who r

Ever Friendly
Always Smiling
Forgive Easily
Hold No Grudges
&
Keep No Malice

Snding Dis 2 Sch
Prson Is Tuff Job

I Jst Did :)
Life is just like a beach.

WE r moving without end.

Nothing stays with us.

What remains with us

is d memories of sum spl pepole

who touched us as waves
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… Grudges, Sadness, Pain, Fear and Regrets. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
.
.
Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
1 Din Bemari Ne Dolat Se Kaha
Tum Kitni Khush''Naseeb Ho,
Her Koi Tumhe Pane Ki Koshish Karta Hy,
0r
Mai Kitni Bad''Naseeb Hon,
Har Koi Mujh Se Dor Bhagta Hy,
Dolat Boli
Khush''Naseeb to Tum H0
Tumhe Pa Kar Log
Apne KHUDA K0 Yad Karte Hyn
0r
Bad''Naseeb T0 Mai Hon
Mujhe Pa Ker Aksar Log KHUDA K0 Bhol Jate Hy.
My PHONE Lubs It
When U Text ...
Its Litle Face
Lights Up
Bursts Into Beep
&
Has Ur Name
Written All Over It
I Think U Shud Text
More Often,
It Likes U Like Me ... =)
Khiltey Phoolo''n Ki
Rida Ho Jaye

Iti Hassas Hawa
Ho Jaye

Maangte Hi Haath Par
Khushia''n Rakh De

Itna Meherbaan Aap
Per KHUDA Ho Jaye

-Aamiin- :)
Never break 3 things in ur life,

1.TRUST,
2.PROMISES,
3.RELATIONS
Because when they break,
they don''t make noise,
But they give pain a lot....
If 1=6
2=26
3=326
4=4326
5=54326
then,,,
6=???
It's harvard University IQ test question.what ur answer is MR....!
Six Things Which Weaken The Relations:
1) Misbehaving
2) Ignoring
3) Lying
4) Breaking Promises
5) Avoiding Contact
6) Doubting

Six Things Which Strengthen The Relations:
1) Good Attitude
2) Helping
3) Trusting
4) Respecting
5) Entertaining
6) Forgiving Mistakes.
"DIN"
Ki
ROshni
Main

"..RIZQ.."

Talash Karo..


Aur


"RAAT"
Ki
Taariki
Mein


"USAY"

Talash Karo Jo Tumhe

"RIZQ"

Deta
Hai