Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2500 views       Decent

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Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
When you pray for others,
ALLAH listens to you and blesses them...

When you are happy & feel blessed,

Remember someone has prayed for you too... ;->
Relationship Is Not How Long U Have Been Together

Not How Much U Have Given Or Received

Not How Many Times U Have Helped Each Other

Its How U
''''VALUE''''
One Another
Aren''t U Glad That
GOD''s Hotline Doen''t Have A Recording
Tht Says
"The Number U Dialed Is Temporarily Unavailable
Plz Try Ur Call Letter"
U Can Call On Him Anytime . . .
.Keep
.Me
.As
.A FrieNd
.I Will
.Keep
.u
.iN
.My
.HearT
.LocK
.iT
.up
.&
.ThroW
.AwaY
.The
.Key
.So
.ThaT
.No
.oNe
.CaN
.TaKe
.u
.AwaY
.FroM
.mE :->
Gem Notes For Women

1.If A Man Wants U,Nothing Can keep him away . If He Does''nt want You, Nothing Can Make Him Stay

2.Never Let a MAn Know Everything He Will Use it Against You Some Day.

3.Have Your owen Set of Friends Seprate From His ..Get ur Time With ur Friends To relax & Unwind.
M o t h e r L o v e

I s T h e F u e L

T h a t E n a b l e s

A N o r m a l

H u m a n B e i n g

T o D o T h e

I m p o s s i b l e ;->
The
Purpose
Of a
Relationship
Is
Not
To
Have
Someone
Who
Might
Complete
You,
But
To
Have
The One ...
With
Whom
You
Can
Share
Your
Completeness ...
Pyar Or Barish Dono 1se Hote Hein

Wo Hamesa Yadgar Hote Hein

Fark Sirf Itna Hai

Barish 7 Rehkar Tan Bhigoti Hai,

Or Pyar Dur Rehkar Ankhe Bhigota Hai
D Child In A Hurry Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD, If Im Abt 2
Leave Nw Plz Tel Me
My Angel''s Name

GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel''s Name Is Of
No Importance
U''ll Simply Call Her
MOTHER ...
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
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