Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2448 views       Decent

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HaRdEsT MoMeNt Is NoT ThAt
WhEn u |osE SutHiNg
&
TeArs CoMe OuT OuT Ov Ur EyEzZz....

BuT

It'S tHe OnE, WhEn U LoSe SuMtHiNg
&
StI|| MaNaGe To CrY.....
You Need More Than A Thousand Good Things

'R E M E M B E R

Just One Bad Thing Can Make A Big Hole In Some Ones Heart,
....'
~ A Wish For A Sweet Friend ~

May The Sun Alwayz
Shine On Your
Windowpane

May A Rainbow Be
Certain To Follow Each
Rain

May The Hand Of A
Friend Alwayz Be Near
You

May GOD Fill Your
Heart With Gladness To
Cheer You ... (:
A Hug Is A Great Gift

One Size Fits All

It Can Be Given For Any Ocassion

&

It’s Easy To Exchange . . . [-_-]
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.......
Often when we lose all hope and
think this is the end, God smiles
from above and says: Relax dear,
it''s just a bend! not the end.

Gud Day!
A Good Relationship Is Not When Two

"Perfect People"

Come Together.

But Itz When Two

"Imperfect People"

Learn To Enjoy Their Differences
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....
Meri dua hai to naik serat ho,


Tera dil teri tarha khobsurat ho,


Mill Jaye har cheez tujhe dua se pehle,


khud dua ko tere hathon ki zarorat ho.....
I always wanted to be punctual,

When i became punctual.
I realized that.....
"Punctuality is the art of waiting for the careless people"
Zindagi Ki Rahoon May Janay Kisay Kaun Mila..






Kisi Ko Hum Na Milay Aur Kohi Humein Na Mila..