Night Club

A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dad.

Apr, 09 2011 152 chars (1 sms) 3459 views Decent

more Decent SMS Messages

You can fool all

You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough

Never break 4 things

Never break 4 things in your life:

TRUST

PROMISE

RELATION

&

HEART

bcz

when they break they don''t make noise

but

pains A LOT...

Age appears to be

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

If a smile could be

If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.

Who Said Water Helps

Who Said Water Helps In Putting Off Fire. . . ? ? ?

If So . . .

Then

Why Don''t Tears Heal The Burn In One''s Heart . . . ! ! !

Think About It

Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)

@ who r u ...?why do u

@ who r u ...?why do u
keep messaging me...?
who gv u my no........?
plz never message me again..?
.
.
.
me na kabhi aisa kaha ..?
nahin na
to messages kar na ...?

No Shadow To Depres

No Shadow To Depress U . . . Only Joys To Surround U . . . Frnd To Love U & GOD Himself To Bless U. . . These R My Wishes For Today . . . Tommorow & EveryDay. . .

When a love comes

When a love comes to an end, weak cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve...
So b wise always ;-

I May Not Be Your

I May Not Be Your PEPSI
Choice Of The New Generation

I May Not Be Your COKE
Only The Real Thing

Or

Your NIDO,
World''s No. 1

But

I Can Be Your REXONA I Won''t Let You Down ... :)

I learned dat even

I learned dat even if u r right.....u can''t keep everybody happy....

and I learned dat it hurts when ur friends don''t trust u and accuse u of something which u never ever intended.....

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

Night Club

more Decent SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages