Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     3380 views       Decent

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us ny mughy prinda samjh kR is shaM k Andheron main Uraa diya.... ..

muGhaL...............

usay ye nhe pta k sham ko urny waly parinday kabhi loata nhe krty.
Hum Tou Mit Jayen Gay Ae Arz-E-Watan Lekin.. !!


Tum Ko Zinda Rehna Hai Qayamat Ki Sehar Honay Tak...


~ 6th September 2009 ~
)( HAPPY DEFENCE DAY )(
Unki mohabbat ka abhi nishan baki hai,
Naam labo par hai aur jaan baki hai,
Kya hua agar dekh kar muh pher lete hai,
Tassali hai ki shakl ki pehchan baki hai.
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....
Apni
Socho
Ko
Pani
Ke
Qatron
Se
Zyada
Shaffaf
Rakho,
Kyun
K
Jis
Tarha
Qatron
Se
Darya
Banta
Hy
Isi
Tarha
Socho
Se
EMAAN
Banta
Hy
Tujhe baaho me barkar kitna pyaar kiya tha,

Kya yaad tujhe hai tune ikraar kiya tha,

Kitni raate hamne saath-saath gujaari thi,

Aur maine tujhe choom-choom kar bekraar kiya tha.
Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,

Is jahaan me koi hamara nahi hai,

Chua unka daaman to wo haskar bole,

Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai.
Three
Magical Words
Of Life:
1.PLEASE
2.THANK YOU
3.SORRY
But
Don''t Use
These Words To Three Persons:
1.FRIENDS
2.LOVER
3.Me
If Gennie Could Grant
Me 3 Wishes...

-My 1st Wish Wud b 2
Rewind Bk 2 d Best
Tyms I Had

-2nd Wish Wud b 2
Pause Those Moments

-3rd Wud b 2 Replay It
Agn (:
History
Remembers
Only
Two
Colors

''RED''
"THe blood of martyers"

AND

''BLack''

"the ink of scholar"
Life can b hard & not always fun.

But as night brings dark morning brings sun.

When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care

Give Me a Call Coz I''ll always b There.........!
Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"