Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     3370 views       Decent

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Meaning of life...


Happiness is not something you find, It''s something you create.


Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as the word is "I M POSSIBLE".


LIFE IS NO WHERE - can be read as - LIFE IS NOW HERE.


This is the reality of life. It depends how you treat it. Be Positive. Keep smiling, it improves your face value.../
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
THINK ABOUT IT!

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after break up?
The bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl..... =O

Is that so ... ;)
'"Cold Water" and "Hot Iron" removes the Wrinkles From Clothes.

Same way,

The cool Mind & Warm Heart remove worries of life...'
doesn't go looking for trouble.

Trouble always comes looking for his.
Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life.

He''ll Dilute your Sorrows,

Evaporate your Worries,

Filter your Mistakes

&

Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

INSHAALLAH.
Never believe what the lines on your hand predict about your future.
Because,people who dont have hands,also have a future.
Kamran Akmal's wife teaching her son ABCD:
A for Akmal,
B for Ball,
C for Catch,
D for Drop.
The Most Painful

Moment Of Life Comes,

When The Care

Is Mistaken

As Disturbance!":-)
U neVer gEt a pErsOn oF uR tYpe In this WoRld..

You will either have to Adjust
or
u will have to ComprOmiSe..!

U Adjust when Someone wanTs t0 be with u..

U compRomIse when u waNt t0 be with s0Meone... ;->
''''EHSAAS''''
AAp Ki MOHABBAT KA
''''YAQEEN''''
Aap Ki Baato''n Ka
''''QADAR''''
Aap k Naam Ki
''''FAKHAR''''
Aap Se Dosti Ka
''''INTIZAR''''
Aap K Sweet Se Sms Ka :)
When we do a task, we''ve to cross 3 stages.

1.Insult,
2.Opposition,
3.Acceptance.

Fools stop at the 1st.
Losers stop at the 2nd.
Winners cross the 3rd.