Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     3291 views       Decent

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This Message Has
No Fat
No Cholesterol
And
No Additive.
This Is All Natural Except
With A Lot Of Sugar
But
It Can Never Be As Sweet As The One Reading It. =)
Everything Is Incomplete Without ME

..mory

Co..dy

Ti..

Ga..

So..thing

..aning

Even This ..ssage!

So Dont Forget ME.
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
JO tum ko dukh de ussy chhorr do
'SHAIKH SADI
JO tum ko dukh de ussy chhorr do . magar jisey chor do usy dukh na do ...
din ki roshni main rizk talash karo ! raat ko ussy talash karo jo tumhain rizq deta hai.....'
y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ? ? ...
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But our teachers don't understand.
Butterflies Dont Know The Colour Of Their Wings , But Human Eyes Know How Nice It Is ... Likewise You Dont Know How Good You Are But I Know How Special You Are for Me ..
Six Things Which Weaken The Relations:
1) Misbehaving
2) Ignoring
3) Lying
4) Breaking Promises
5) Avoiding Contact
6) Doubting

Six Things Which Strengthen The Relations:
1) Good Attitude
2) Helping
3) Trusting
4) Respecting
5) Entertaining
6) Forgiving Mistakes.
My msg may b late

but it wil b sweet

it may b short,

but it wil b cute

my msg may not have perfection.

But it will hav afection.

but it wil b sweet

it may b short,

but it wil b cute

my msg may not have perfection.

But it will hav afection.
Not all angels have wings, some have cell phones too. That''s why your angel is texting you right now, saying HELLO and wishing you to be safe all the time.
This SMS Is The Best To Describe Me

Just because my eyes do not show tears,
doesn''t mean my heart doesn''t cry n i don''t get hurt.
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Just because I come out strong, doesn''t mean there is nothing wrong.
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Often I choose to pretend that i''m happy.
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So I don''t have to explain myself to people who''ll never understand.
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Smiling has always been easier than explaining y i''m sad...!
One fine day,all of us wil get busy with our lives,long working hours,friends and sms,won''t have time for ourselves,at such a day you''ll look outside your
window and see the good old memories flash you by and you''ll get a smile with a tear in your eyes and you''ll turn back to your work thinkin i wish i could go
back.. thank u for being a part of such memories