Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2752 views       Decent

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Teri Hansti Hui Zindagi Ki Raho''n Main

Hazaron Phool Lutati Hui Bahar Aaye

Chalo Tou Sitare Nisar on Tum Per

Hanso Tou Phoolo''n Ko Bhi Tum Pe Pyaar Aaye
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
Jab Tak Chiragh Na Jaley Shaheedon Ke Laho Se..


Kehte Hain Ke Jannat Main Chiraghan Nahi Hota.. !!


)~( HAPPY DEFENCE DAY )~(
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… Grudges, Sadness, Pain, Fear and Regrets. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That''s relativity. --Albert Einstein
Hum Is Terha Un Ka Ehsaas Kerte Hyn

Hazarron Yaadon Ko Apne Aas Pass Rakhte Hyn


KHUDA Naseeb Kare Har Khushi Un Ko

Wo Log Jo Humain Din Me Hazaro''n Baar Yaad Krte Hyn
Today Is " MCPS DAY ! "











"MCPS" Bole Toh -






"Make Cute People Smile"...
I''ve Done My Part..!!
I Wish God Made Me A Sms,

So That I Can Reach U In 5 Sec,

Cost U Nothing, U''ll Read Me

& I Cud C U Smiling

Which Is Worth A Million For Me.
FEW GOOD THOUGHTS

1.Pray as if everything depends on God, and work as everything depends on you.

2.To handle yourself use your mind & to handle others use your heart.

3.Don''t loose head in success and heart in failure.

4.Beauty and colour may attract the eye but character appeals to the "HEART
Nice Saying
1-Us Se Dosti Na Karo Jise Khud Per Ghroor Ho

2-Maa Bap Ko Bura Mat Jano Chahy Lakh Un Ka Kasoor Ho

3-Bure Raste Pe Mat Jao Chahy Kitni Bhi Manzil Door Ho

4-Rah Chalte Ko Dil Mat Do Chahy Lakh Mooh Per Noor Ho

5-Pyar Ki Baat Wahan Karo Jahan Pyar Nibhane Ka Dastoor Ho.
Namaz Ki Pabandi Kro.
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
One of the best messages
i''ve ever received.


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