Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2966 views       Decent

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Kuch Rishte Upar Wala Banata Hai

Kuch Rishte Log Banatae Hain ..

Par Kuch Log .. Bina Kisi Rishte K Hi Rishte Nibhate Hain

Shayed Wohi Rishte Kehkatay Hain !!!
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I''ll always be thankful that once, along my life''s journey I had U in my heart...
How much can sum1 care?

A man suffring frm brain tumor died.

His wife opned his cupboard

n found sum tablets wid a letter

"take them dear.

U catch cold easily when u cry."
Books says “Read Me”,
Money says “Earn Me”
Time says “Plan Me”,
Flowers says “Love Me”,
My SMS says “Just Remember Me”
Only eyes speak da truth.Neither da mirror nor da lips. Da person who loves U.Can c da pain in ur eyes.While everyone else still believes in ur smile....!
1947 ka behtareen sms
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Us waqt mobile kahan tha?
Kabhi to apna dimaagh istamaal kiya karo.
We Spend Our Days W8ng For The Ideal Path
To Appear In Front Of Us..
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But..
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We Forget That,
Paths Are Made By Walking..
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Not..
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By Waiting...! <-;
Lyf''z Chemistry

Dilute Ur Sorrow
Evaporate Ur Woriz
Elevate Ur Courage
Filtr Ur Smile
U''ll Get The Crystals Of Love
May U Alwayz B Supr Saturated Wid
Happiness ... (:
3 Things In Life
Never Come Back ..
Words
Opportunity
Time

3 Things In Life
Are Never Sure
Dreams
Success
Fortune

3 Things In Life
That Make U A
Great Person
Hard work
Sincerity
Patience

3 Things In Life
Are Most Valuable
Love
Self Respect
Friends ... !!!
The essence of water


Water is the key to survive
The treasured sea of pure life.

When we are thirsty, we drink water
We bath and we use water
While we cook, we introduce and include water

When I am sad, I cry water
When it rains, it pours water
When I clean, I employ water
When I play, I apply water
When I am sick, I pee water
And I look at the sea and see water.
pal pal sa banta hai "EHSAH",
Shsas sa banta hai "VISHVAS",
Vishvas sa banta hai "RISHTA".
Ristoon sa banta hai koi "KHAS",
Jaisa
"AAP"
Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.

Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....

Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?