Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2723 views       Decent

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Life is the coffee, and the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life and do not change the quality of Life. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee, God has provided.

So, don’t let the cups drive you; enjoy the coffee instead.
Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"
In complete darkness we are all the same & its only our knowledge & wisdom that seperates us.....

Don''t let your eyes deceive you.
Meaning of life...


Happiness is not something you find, It''s something you create.


Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as the word is "I M POSSIBLE".


LIFE IS NO WHERE - can be read as - LIFE IS NOW HERE.


This is the reality of life. It depends how you treat it. Be Positive. Keep smiling, it improves your face value.../
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But our teachers don't understand.
PRESCRIPTION 4 U 4 LONG LIFE..

-2 tablets of luv

-2 tablets of care

-Syrup of Smile

Twice daily..

My fees:one sms wenevr u think about me!
the world dosn;t need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine. wht it needs is only more of u n ur smile!
If I Hadn''t Met U

I Wouldn''t Like U

If I Didn''t Like U

I Wouldn''t Love U

If I Didn''t Love U

I Wouldn''t Miss U

But

I Did

I Do

&

I Will...
Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne sawaal kiya k
"Agar hmaare naseeb mein pehle se hi
sab kuch likh diya gaya hai to phir DUA kyun kren?


"Bazurg" ne Farmaya:
"Ho sakta hai Tumhare Parwardigaar ne yehi Tumhaare naseeb mein likh dia ho k Maango gay to milay ga warna nahi".

SUBHANALLAH.
SPREAD IT.
Hazrat Imam Hussain (a.s) ne farmaya :
Aurat ka "parda"karna Shaheed k khoon se B zyada Afzal he....
If I could die early i would ask God if i could be your "Guardian Angel"
So
I could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...
Dukh ...

Bicharne Ka Nahi Hota

Bal K

Un Rishto''n K Tuutne
Ka Hota Hy

Jo Barso''n Ki Rafaqat
K Baad

Pal Main Tuut Jate Hyn ...