Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2339 views       Decent

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When I pray I don''t see God, but I know He listens when I SMS I don''t
see you, but I know u think of me with a smile.
The
Purpose
Of a
Relationship
Is
Not
To
Have
Someone
Who
Might
Complete
You,
But
To
Have
The One ...
With
Whom
You
Can
Share
Your
Completeness ...
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
THE ONLY WEALTH I HAVE
IS THE PEOPLE AROUND ME.
THAT I REALLY CALL "WELL WISHERS"
& YOU ARE ONE OF THEM. STAY WITH ME,
SO THAT PEOPLE CAN KNOW, HOW RICH I AM !!!!!!!!!!
Never believe what the lines on your hand predict about your future.
Because,people who dont have hands,also have a future.
MISSED CALL Means -

"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness
Isn’I It Nice Feeling
When You Think
I have Forgotten You
&

Suddenly You Receive A Message
Saying U’re Alwayz Remember & Greatly Missed
Three
Magical Words
Of Life:
1.PLEASE
2.THANK YOU
3.SORRY
But
Don''t Use
These Words To Three Persons:
1.FRIENDS
2.LOVER
3.Me
I Asked :
My Heart Is So Small,
How Can YOU Such
Great Sorrows In It ... ??

GOD Replied:
Your Eyes Are Even
Smaller, Yet They
Behold The World .. :)
Life is the coffee, and the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life and do not change the quality of Life. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee, God has provided.

So, don’t let the cups drive you; enjoy the coffee instead.
You r loved when you are born.you will be loved when you die. In between you have to manage
"I am not a palmist to tell U where UR paths will lead U..
I am not an astrologist to tell U if UR stars will be lucky enough for U..
I am not even gud enough to take UR burden 0ver my shoulders..
But..
I can make a Wish for U..
A simple Wish that..
May Allah lead U to the best path..
May He bless U with the luckiest stars..
May He guide U,
protect U n help U through everything.. *Ameen*