Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2821 views       Decent

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3 Magical Words
Of Life:
1.Please
2.Thank U
3.Sorry


But
Don''t Use
Dis Words To 3 Persons:
1.Friends
2.Lover
3.Mother
A Very Passionate Line Written,

On The Shirt Back Of Pak Army Soldiers..

"Don''t Love Us Because We Die Young."

DEDICATED TO PAK ARMY..

!_! HAPPY DEFENCE DAY !_!

~ SALUTE PAKISTAN ~
When a msg is sent 4m a distance,
U can''t c the faces,
U can''t c the smiles,
But u can sense d care that truly comes 4m d Heart 2 say u "Take care". . . |''!''|
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
Rivers, Ponds, Lakes
& Streams ...
They All Have
Different Names
But
They All Contain Water.
Just As Religions Do
They All Contain Truths...

~Mohammad Ali~
Always Have A Unique Character Like SALT,


It''s Presence Is Not Felt

But

It''s ABSENCE Makes All Things

""TASTELESS""
Here r d Deepest
Feelings Of My Heart
4 U

May ALLAH
Converts

Ur
Conflict
2
Comforts

Ur
Pains
2
Gains

Ur Minimums
2
Maximums

Ur
Scars 2
Stars

Ur
Losses
2 Profits

Ur
Tears
2 Smiles

Ur Sorrows
2
Pleasure

Ur
Bad-wishes
2
Well-wishes

Ur Credits
2
Debit

&

Ur
Dreams
2
Realities

&
Make It
Everlasting .. :)

Aamiin
ok fine....
but will not b able to cum.
You do one thing
just msg and tell her the remaining.
ok.Thnx bye.



sndr.
confusing msg association..
Receipt:
Fool
Agar ho saky to mari gardishoon ko salam krna
Ma kitna gir gya hun tery urooj k lea.
Never Blame a Day in Your Life

Good days give Happiness

Bad days give Experience

Worst days give Lesson

AND

Best days give Memeories...
Unki mohabbat ka abhi nishan baki hai,
Naam labo par hai aur jaan baki hai,
Kya hua agar dekh kar muh pher lete hai,
Tassali hai ki shakl ki pehchan baki hai.
A= Aitbaar
B= Bharosa
C= Chahat
D= Dosti
E= Enaayat
F= Faisla
G= Gham
H= Hamdam
I= Intizar
J= Justuju
K= Khayal
L= Lamhay
M= Mohabbat
N= Naarazgi
O= Omeed
P= Pyaar
Q= Qismat
R= Rishtay
S= Samjhota
T= Tamanna
U= Udasiyan
V= Virasat
W= Wada
X= Xcuse
Y= Yadain
In Sab Feelings Se Milkar Banti Hai Z=Zindagi