Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     3404 views       Decent

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I MaY NoT HaVe GiVeN

WhaT Is ExPeCtEd FrOm Me .

I''m HuMaN nOt PeRfEcT

bUt

InSiDe ThIs ImPeRfEcTiOn

LiES a HeaRt

ThAt VaLuES

YoU ThE BeSt ThE WaY i KnOw ... =_=
4 cheezon ko khoob Sanbhaal kar rakho:
1.Namaz mein Dil ko.
2.Tanhai mein soch ko.
3.Mehfil mein zuban ko.
4.Raasty mein nigaah ko...
While I can run, I''ll run....
while I can walk, I''ll walk......
when I can only crawl, I''ll crawl.....
But by the grace of ALLAH, I''ll always be moving forward......
Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwazay Ki
Tasveer Bananay Ko Kaha Gaya
Uss Ne Bohat Haseen Ghar Banaya
Or Uss Mn Chota Sa Khubsura
Darwaza Lagaya lekin Uss Ka Handle nahi tha~

Kisi ne poocha handle keun nahi lagaya
to woh bola Dil ka darwaza
andar se khola jata hai bahir se nahi
Think It!
Always Have A Unique Character Like SALT,


It''s Presence Is Not Felt

But

It''s ABSENCE Makes All Things

""TASTELESS""
Lambi Umeedoon se door raha karo , Kiun keh woh tumharey pass majod NAIMTOON ko haqeer baan deti hain...!!
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
Lyf Is Lyk A Vu Frm The Window ..
U Can''t Change The Window
Even If U Dont Lk It
But U Can Change The Way U Look At It
Then U''ll See How Beautifull Lyf Is ....
Which Is The Biggest Thing In The World?

SEA?
No.

MOUNTAIN?
No.

SKY?
No.

Dont Know?
My Big Heart Which Sends U This SMS!
There r Two Kind
Of People In This World

1-Those Who Remember Names

n

2-Those Whose Names r Remembered

Choice Is Yours
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great."
HeateD Go|d BeCoMes OrNamEnT

BeaTeD CoPpeR BeCoMeS WiRe

DeP|eTeD StOnE BeCoMeS StATuE

So

ThE MoRePaIn U GeT In LyF

MoRe Va|ueAb|e U BeCoMe....