Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2778 views       Decent

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Life is cricket
Don’t lose Ur wicket,
Try 2 get century,
Never 4get Ur boundary,
Even if U r run out,
Never become mood off,
Because God is 3rd umpire.
Life has its Ups and downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both Sun n Rain to make RAINBOW.
,*, Kuch Anmol Batain Meri Diary Se ,*,
1. Aalim Se Ek Ghantay Ki Guftgoo 10 Baras K Mutalla Se Behtar Hai
2. Tehreer Ek Khamosh Zuban Hai Aur Qalam Haath Ki Zuban
3. Jhoot Bol K Jeetnay Se Behtar Hai Such Bol K Haar Jao
4. Waqt Se Pehle Kabhi Iraday Ka Izhaar Na Karo
5. Shikayat Na Karna Bhi Sabr Me Shamil Hai,
6. Khamoshi Be-Faida Guftgoo Se Behtar Hai
7. Dunia Me Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Apni Islaah Hai Aur Sab Se Sehl Dusron Par Nukta Cheni Karna
8. Umda Cheez Ko Hasil Karna Koi Khoobi Nahi Balkay Usay Umda Tareeqay Se Istimal Karna Khoobi Hai
9. Khud Pasandi Sab Se Bari Tanhai Hai
10. Khamoshi Barh Jaye To Haibat Ban Jati Hai
| LiFe FuNdA |

Love...... what you''ve got,
Remember....... what you had,
Learn from..... your mistakes,
But
Never regret,
People change,
Things go wrong,
But
Remember Life Goes On.....
The Most Difficult Lesson
To Larn In Life Is.....


Which Hand U Hold For
Ur Life Time.....

OR

Which One To Break Off....
The Most Wasted

Day In Life Is

The Day In

Which We Have

Not Laughed.

-Charlie Chaplin..
Zard pat''to''n mein para hoon MAULA

Sabz shakho''n se jhada hoon MAULA

Un k sadqay hi Mujhey ataa kr izzat,

Jin ki UMMAT mein khada hoon MAULA
Dil to chahta hai k aapse milen magar Faaslon ki majboori hai,

Hum to sada aapke sath hein sirf nazron ki doori hai.
MeMoRiEs r tReAsUrEd,
No oNe cAn StEaL.
PaRtInG Is hEaRtAcHe,
nO oNe cAn HeAl.
SoMe''ll fOrGoT u wHeN u R gOnE,
BuT I''ll r3m3mb3r u No MaTteR HoW lOnG.....
A Hug Is A Great Gift

One Size Fits All

It Can Be Given For Any Ocassion

&

It’s Easy To Exchange . . . [-_-]
Lambi Umeedoon se door raha karo , Kiun keh woh tumharey pass majod NAIMTOON ko haqeer baan deti hain...!!
Rose is famous 4 Grace...

Advocate is famous 4 his Case..

Horses are famous 4 Race...

But U r famous 4 Smile on your Face