Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2488 views       Decent

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Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
My PHONE Lubs It
When U Text ...
Its Litle Face
Lights Up
Bursts Into Beep
&
Has Ur Name
Written All Over It
I Think U Shud Text
More Often,
It Likes U Like Me ... =)
The purpose ov relationship iz nt to hav sm1 who might complete u,Bt to hav sm1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness!
| LiFe FuNdA |

Love...... what you''ve got,
Remember....... what you had,
Learn from..... your mistakes,
But
Never regret,
People change,
Things go wrong,
But
Remember Life Goes On.....
Coffee Never Knew . . .
How Good It Could Taste
Before It Met Sugar, Water
And Milk . . .
We Friends Are Just The
Same . . .
We r Good
But When
We Meet We Become
The Best . . .
Itna Aaa jaoe passand tum KHUDA ko..!!
K tumhari Qabooliyat ki ye sorat ho...!
Bin Mangay tum ko mil jaye sub kuch..!!
K DUA ko Khud tumhare Hath ki Zaroorat ho..!!
Zara bhi un k chehray say pata chalta nahi dil ka
Eibarat itni mushkil hai k hum tafseer parhtay hain
Realize things before its too late.
Have lots of friends before you are alone.
Accept things rather than deny them.
Love people before you loose them.

Life comes just once.
Love it while you live it.
Happiness Keeps u Sweet,
Sorrows Keep u Human
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success Keeps u glowing
& GOD Keeps u Going.

Have a blessed life!
Just go to hell
.
yes you
.
u only !
.
because only you can change
.
hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
Why is common sense like a rainbow?
Because it never appears until the storm is over.
Allah did not promise

Days without pain,

Laughter without sorrow,

Sun without rain.

But

He did promise:

Strength for the day,

Comfort for the tears,

and Light for our ways