Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2555 views       Decent

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High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships.
When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship.
Lack of trust leads to suspicion,
suspicion generates anger,
anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.
Awake Or Asleep
I Carry A Dream Of You
And
In Some Beautiful Way
It Takes Reminding Me
How Much Sweeter
My Life Is
Because
You Are Part Of It ... (=
Before I got in touch with u,
I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.
But after I met u,I started believing
that stars do fall on Earth
We act as though comfort & luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
Nice Ppl r Blessed Ppl
Who r

Ever Friendly
Always Smiling
Forgive Easily
Hold No Grudges
&
Keep No Malice

Snding Dis 2 Sch
Prson Is Tuff Job

I Jst Did :)
''Cutest Story Ever''

Kid- Mom I love u more thn u love me

Mom: how can u prove dix my son?

Kid: Coz u''ve 2 sons n i''ve only one mother =]

SHHO CHWEEET :]
The smallest gestures
that go right to the
Heart ...

A Smile from a
stranger when U r
lost in crowd

An old friend calling
from distant land
just 2 say ''I Miss U''

The touch of mother''s
hand on Ur forehead
when U r unable 2
sleep

Friend asking U Wh8z
wrong U thought
no one noticed

A hand on Ur shoulder
when it feels like the
world is against U

An unexpected, but
badly needed Hug from
the 1 U love the most

I Pray
U Get All These
When U Need ... (:
Summer Is Gone
Winter Has Arrived
So Let Go Ur Worries
Put Them Aside ...
Laugh Out Loud
And
Smile Wide ...
Le Others
Listen Your Cackles...
Enjoy Life''s Ride
A New Season Begun
Let Happiness Guide ...
A Poem Just To
Wish My One''s

Very Happy New Season
"Happy WINTER SEASON" :)
Kissing is the best practice for lips,it keeps the lips
wet
soft
flexible
&
pink
so always
kiss
to
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Sweet Children
life has no rewinds, and no forwards, it unfolds at its own pace
so neva miss a chance to LIVE today,
and make a BEAUTIFUL story for tomorrow
ok fine....
but will not b able to cum.
You do one thing
just msg and tell her the remaining.
ok.Thnx bye.



sndr.
confusing msg association..
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