Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2984 views       Decent

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The Sweetest Souls

Who LOVE,
CHERISH,
INSPIRE
&
PROTECT The Angel
In You
Are Your
GUARDIAN ANGEL ...

They Are Your
FRIENDS & FAMILY :)
Dont Search Any Gud Or Particular Msg 2 Send Me

I''ll Be Satisfied Wid An Empty Msg

Coz I''ll Just Be Happy By Knowing

Dat My Frnds Still Remembr Me !!!
Suba ko baagh me shabnam parti hae faqat is liye...!!
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K ptta ptta kare zikar Khuda ka ba-wuzu ho kr...!!

(ALLAMA IQBAL)
If U Find The Whole World Behind U & U Are Alone On One Side Than What Will U Do ?



Very Simle . . . .



Just Turn Back & U''ll Become The Leader Of Whole World . . .
Think Positive . . .
always be the reason of someone happiness,
never be just a part of it.
a part of someone sadness,
but never be the reason for it.
S . M . S DoEsN''T MeaN "Short Messaging Service"
It Only Means " Sweet . Memories . Shared "
WiD A sPeCiaL, LoViNg, CarInG & SwEEt PeRsOn LiKe U . . . :->
Zara bhi un k chehray say pata chalta nahi dil ka
Eibarat itni mushkil hai k hum tafseer parhtay hain
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
Life is cricket
Dont lose ur wicket
Try 2 get century
Never 4get ur boundry
Even if u r run out
Never become mood out
BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire..... :->
A Good person is like a Lighthouse. It doesn''t Ring Bells & Fire Guns to call Attention to itself. It simply Shines just like YOU
Gr8 fRiEnDz ArE pArT
oF mEmOrIeZ
wHiCh TiMe
CaN nEvEr ErAsE
wHeN lIfE iZ
bLeSsEd WiTh FrIeNd
LiKe YoU
sWeEtEsT mEmOrIeZ
sTiLl ReMaIn ... (:
How Can You"SMI-LE" Without"I"..?
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How Can You be "F-NE" without "I"..?
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How can you "W-SH" without "I"..?
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How can you be "FR-END" without "I"..?
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"I" am very important..!
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But "I" can never achieve S-CCESS without "U"..
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and that makes "U" more important than "I"...