Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     3437 views       Decent

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'"Cold Water" and "Hot Iron" removes the Wrinkles From Clothes.

Same way,

The cool Mind & Warm Heart remove worries of life...'
Past is Xperience !

Present is Xperiment !

Future is Xpectation !

Use ur Xperience In Ur Xperiment To Achive ur Xpectations In All
Matters. . .
Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.
Itna Aaa jaoe passand tum KHUDA ko..!!
K tumhari Qabooliyat ki ye sorat ho...!
Bin Mangay tum ko mil jaye sub kuch..!!
K DUA ko Khud tumhare Hath ki Zaroorat ho..!!
thinks the scariest people of all are

those who believe their own lies...
Celebration MEANZ
Four Frndz
ßahar ßarsat
4 Glases Of Pepsi


Çelebration Meanz
100 Bucks Of Petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road



Celebrtn Means
Maggi N0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25 A.M


Celebrtn Meanz
3 Old Frnds
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 Internet Messenger


Celebratn Meanz
Rain On A Hot Tin Ro0f
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbourz Droping In A Party

Celebrtn Meanz
U N M0m
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of Coconut Oil N A Head Massage


U Can Spend 100s On Brithdays
1000 On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings
But To Celebrte All U Hv 2 Do Iz Spend Ur Time Wd Ur Loved Ones

Keep In T0uch Wd Those Who Care 4 Y0u
Mana k
"PYAAR" ka
pehla lafz "P"
adhora hai

lekin

agar "P" ko nikal do

to

"YAAR" reh jata hai

Or

Aap jese "YAAR" ho

to

Zindagi se b
"PYAAR" ho jata hai.
AllAh''s LovE hAs No LimIt

AllAh''s GraCe hAs nO mEasUrE

AllAh''s PoWeR hAs No BounDariEs

MaY yOu hAvE AllAh''s EndlESS BlEssinGs
TodaY & AlWayS..
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain.....
but
it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.
doesn't go looking for trouble.

Trouble always comes looking for his.
One can easily understand a child who is afraid of the dark.

The real tragedy of life is when grown men and women are afraid of light.
Pyar Or Barish Dono 1se Hote Hein

Wo Hamesa Yadgar Hote Hein

Fark Sirf Itna Hai

Barish 7 Rehkar Tan Bhigoti Hai,

Or Pyar Dur Rehkar Ankhe Bhigota Hai