Night Club

Night Club
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
  

Apr, 09 2011     152 chars (1 sms)     2909 views       Decent

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Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"
To realize the value of 1 week,
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of 1 hour,
ask the lovers who''re waiting to meet.

To realize the value of 1 min,
ask a person who missed the train.

To realize the value of 1 sec,
ask a person who just avoided an accident.

Treasure every moment that you have!

Yestrday is history,
Tomorw is mystry,
Today is gift, that''s why it''s called Present..


Have a nice day today & always..
You Need More Than A Thousand Good Things

'R E M E M B E R

Just One Bad Thing Can Make A Big Hole In Some Ones Heart,
....'
Evn though, I clutch my blanket n growl
when de alarm rings.
Thank u, ALLAH,
that I can hear.
There r many,
who r deaf.

Evn though, I keep my eyes closed
against da morning lite as long as possible.
Thank u, ALLAH,
dat I can see.
Many r blind.

Evn though,
I huddle in my bed n put off rising.
Thank u ALLAH,
that I hav da strength to rise.
There r many,
who r bedridden.

Thanks a lot ALLAH for Ur uncountable blessings...\
If You Cannot Be A Pencil To Write Anyone''s Happiness

Then

Try At least To be A Nice Eraser To Erase Everyone''s Sorrows . . .
ScHoOL buNkErs
bAcK beNchERs
Car RAceRS
sTudY HaTErS
cLasS DhoOmER
strEAt tAKerS
pArtY mAkerS
fiGHTErs
cHeaTErS
EaV tEaSeRs
PEOPLE CALL US

NATIONAL R0CKERZ....
Maine jab bhi apko dekha....

Hanste dekha,

Muskraty dekha,

Aap har waqt khush hi rehty ho,

Kahin aap.....
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MALLANG TO NAHI ?
Zindgi Inhi Namo Me Se Ek He.

A
Aitbar

B
Bharosa

C
Chaht

D
Dosti

E
Enayat

F
Fesla

G
Gham

H
Hamsafar

I
Intizar

J
Justuju

K
Khayal

L
Lamha

M
Mohabot

N
Narazgi

O
Omed

P
Pyar

Q
Qismat

R
Rishty

S
Samjota

T
Tamana

U
Udasi

V
Virasat
W
Wada

X
Xcuses

Y
Yaden

Z
Zindagi

Kesi Lagi Zindgi
THINK ABOUT IT!

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after break up?
The bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl..... =O

Is that so ... ;)
Sacrifice is greater
than Love,
Character is greater
than Beauty,
humanity is greater
than Wealth,
but
Nothing is greater than
Good Relations..
And Good Relations
don''t necessarily
mean finding
similarities..
Its just about
Respecting
Differences .. (:
cute relationship is when someone is angry with you
and says..
" i'll never talk to u"

and later

comes back to you just to inform ..
"i'm still angry"
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.