Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
  

Jun, 19 2010     308 chars (2 sms)     2330 views       Decent

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Victory is not the property of brilliants. It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work & confidence. Gud
aik hathi nay chand chuntiyon ko chaltay chaltay kuchal k mar dya ghalti say.ab chyuntion n us hathi say badla lyne ka plan bnaya.plan.jab hathi ither say guzray ga to us ko tree k uper say jump laga k mar day gay."sab chyuntiyan tree p char hi rahi the k hathi uther say guzarnay laga.1 kamzor si chunti charhatay hue us p pehlay hi gir gaye.peechay say us ki sathi chuntion nay awaz lagaye."PHEY DAY SU PHAY DAY SU
Way To Live . . .


Do All Da Good U Can

By All Means U Can
At All Da Time U Can

In Aal Da Places U Can

To All Da People U Can

As Long As Ever U Can
MISSED CALL Means -

"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness
"Golden Tip''s"

Paon Beshak Phisal Jaye,Lekin Zaban Ko Na Phisalne 2.

Aj Amal Hy,Hisab Nai,Lekin Kal Hisab Hoga,Amal Nai.

Jhoot Bol K Jet Jane Se,Such Bol K Har Jana Behter Hy.

Khubsurti Kapron Se Nahi,Ilm-O-Adab Se Hoti Hai.

Ibratein Beshumar Hain,Magar In Ka Asar Lene Wale Buhat Kam Hain.
Life doesn’t provide Warranties & Guarantees…
it only provides possibilities & opportunities
for those who dare to make best use of it.....
In the central place of every heart
there is a recording chamber.
So long as it receives a message
of beauty, hope, cheer, and courage --
so long are you young.
When the wires are all down
and our heart is covered
with the snow of pessimism
and the ice of cynicism,
then, and only then,
are you grown old.
The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter.

So forgive the one who hurt you.

They will realize ur worth one day
Summer Is Gone
Winter Has Arrived
So Let Go Ur Worries
Put Them Aside ...
Laugh Out Loud
And
Smile Wide ...
Le Others
Listen Your Cackles...
Enjoy Life''s Ride
A New Season Begun
Let Happiness Guide ...
A Poem Just To
Wish My One''s

Very Happy New Season
"Happy WINTER SEASON" :)
If I Could Reach Up And Hold A Star For EveryTime You Made Me Smile. . .
I Would Have The Whole Night Sky In The Palm Of My Hand. . .
Speak less to people whom u love most…..Because if they cant understand ur silence….. They can never understand your words…...
0300
(Mein Tmhain Bachpan Se Chahta Hun)

0301
(Tum Se Shaadi Krna Meri Majboori Thi):-(

0333
(Tum Mere Ghar Walo Ki Pasand Ho)
Ooops
0334
(I Promis U Mai Tmhari Ankhon Mein Kbi Aanso Ane Nahi Dunga)

0345
(I Realy Love U)

0346
(You R My 2nd Wife)

0322
(Tum Dunia Kee Sb Se Khubsurat Larki Ho)

0321
(I Dont Love U)

0314
(Tum Mere Khuwabo Ki Tabeer Ho)

0313
(Pata Nhi Meri Maa Ko Tum Ma Kya Nazar Aaya)