Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
  

Jun, 19 2010     308 chars (2 sms)     2031 views       Decent

more Decent SMS Messages

I Wish God Made Me A Sms,

So That I Can Reach U In 5 Sec,

Cost U Nothing, U''ll Read Me

& I Cud C U Smiling

Which Is Worth A Million For Me.
I Feel That Tears R The Best.
They Come To Accompany U When U R Really Happy&
They R There When U R Really Sad&
U Have No One Wid U
But They R Alwayz Wid Us
Door Of Memories Will Never Close
How Much We Miss Our Frnds
No One Knows
Days Will Pass Like Years
&
We''ll Remeber Da Memories
In Silent Tears . . .
0300
(Mein Tmhain Bachpan Se Chahta Hun)

0301
(Tum Se Shaadi Krna Meri Majboori Thi):-(

0333
(Tum Mere Ghar Walo Ki Pasand Ho)
Ooops
0334
(I Promis U Mai Tmhari Ankhon Mein Kbi Aanso Ane Nahi Dunga)

0345
(I Realy Love U)

0346
(You R My 2nd Wife)

0322
(Tum Dunia Kee Sb Se Khubsurat Larki Ho)

0321
(I Dont Love U)

0314
(Tum Mere Khuwabo Ki Tabeer Ho)

0313
(Pata Nhi Meri Maa Ko Tum Ma Kya Nazar Aaya)
Let All My Smile Be Yours
All Your Tears Be Mine,
Let All My Happiness Be Yours
All Your Sadness Be Mine,
Let The Whole World Be Yours,
Only YOU Be Mine…
JO tum ko dukh de ussy chhorr do
'SHAIKH SADI
JO tum ko dukh de ussy chhorr do . magar jisey chor do usy dukh na do ...
din ki roshni main rizk talash karo ! raat ko ussy talash karo jo tumhain rizq deta hai.....'
If Gennie Could Grant
Me 3 Wishes...

-My 1st Wish Wud b 2
Rewind Bk 2 d Best
Tyms I Had

-2nd Wish Wud b 2
Pause Those Moments

-3rd Wud b 2 Replay It
Agn (:
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever!
Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u.Take my hand but let me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U
If Time
doesn't Wait for You,


Don't Worry...




Just Remove
the Battery from
the Clock 'n' Enjoy Life

"wadey log"
"uchiyan sochan"
"ty puthay kam"...:-)
< Health Tips >

1. Do Not Use Headphones/Earphone For Long Period Of Time.

2. Best Sleeping Time Is From 10pm at Night To 6am In The Morning.

3. Use Salads.
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Koi Gham Na Ho

Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho

Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na

Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na

Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho

Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho