Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
  

Jun, 19 2010     308 chars (2 sms)     2085 views       Decent

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I'm far from perfect. But I will be perfect for that imperfect someone who is perfect for me.
''ABSENT''
Is
The Best
''PRESENCE''

Bcoz

Id ''SOMEBODY''
Is
ABSENT

Then U
Miss HIM/HER
&
If U
Miss HIM/HER

Then
Dat Means

HE/SHE Is
In
Ur ''HEART'' ... (:
Cute Feel : My Hands Never Pain

When Typing Message For You,

But My Heart Always

Pain When

There Is

No Reply

From YOU.!!
Lyf''s Funny Fact-Wen U Miss Sum1,

U Msg Dem 2 Let Dem Knw Dat Ur Tinkin Of Dem

But D Truth Is U Really Wan Dem 2 Think Of U.Isn''t It. ;-)
Life is cricket
Dont lose ur wicket
Try 2 get century
Never 4get ur boundry
Even if u r run out
Never become mood out
BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire..... :->
The Golden Moments In The Stream Of Life Rush Past Us & We See Nothing But Stand. . . The Angels Come To Visits Us & We Only Know Them When They R Gone. .
Gr8 fRiEnDz ArE pArT
oF mEmOrIeZ
wHiCh TiMe
CaN nEvEr ErAsE
wHeN lIfE iZ
bLeSsEd WiTh FrIeNd
LiKe YoU
sWeEtEsT mEmOrIeZ
sTiLl ReMaIn ... (:
Pyar Or Barish Dono 1se Hote Hein

Wo Hamesa Yadgar Hote Hein

Fark Sirf Itna Hai

Barish 7 Rehkar Tan Bhigoti Hai,

Or Pyar Dur Rehkar Ankhe Bhigota Hai
Laughter ... !

Can Be Satisfying
Than Honor ...

More Precious
Than Money ...


More Heart-Cleansing
Than Prayer ...


Keep Laughing ... =)
Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.

Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....

Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?
Life is 3"EEE"

Yesterday is a Experiance,
Today is Experiment,
&
Tomorrow is Expectation.

So use your Experiance in your Experiments to achieve your Expactations.
Life is cricket
Don’t lose Ur wicket,
Try 2 get century,
Never 4get Ur boundary,
Even if U r run out,
Never become mood off,
Because God is 3rd umpire.