Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
  

Jun, 19 2010     308 chars (2 sms)     2367 views       Decent

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School ki friendship 10th class tak,

Collage ki friendship final year tak,

Love ki friendship shaadi tak,
But
Humari friendship 30th February tak
Qk na 30th Feb aayegi aur na hi humari dosti tootegi.
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,

Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,

Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,

Jinko Preshan na kar''o to wo yaad bhi kia nahi karte. . . ;->
Zindagi K Kisi Lamhe Main Jab Suraj Ki Roshni Kam Parne Lage Tou Ghabrana Nahi
Yaad Rakhna K
Zameen K Kisi Goshey Man 2 Haatha Aap K Liye Dua Maang Rahe Hain . . .
Late BEd Wakings

Slight Breakfasts

Bus Stand Figures Food Board travel

Late Attendence

Long Intervals

Sharing Canteen Food

Many Proposals

Mobile In SIlent Mode

Late Nite Chats

Some Missunderstandings

Correcting Friends

For Examx Micro Slips

Struggle For Marks


Prestige In Arrears

Mass Bunk

Saturday Date

Enjoying Arguments

Freshers Wid Fear

Farewell Wid Tears

" UNICERSITY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT HEAVEN "
Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our income gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)
I Wish Ur Life

Soft As Silk

White As Milk

Sweet As Honey

Full Of Money

May All Ur Dreamz Come True

This Wish Is Only 4 U
Did Any1 Ever Tell
U Just How Special
U r !

The Light Th8 U Emit
Mi8e Even A Light
Star !

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U How Important U
Make Others Feel !

Somebody Out Here Is
:)ing Because Of
Something U Said Or
Did !

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U Just How Much
They Like U !!

Life ... Surely Is
Joyful With
FRIENDS .. :)
I learned dat even if u r right.....u can''t keep everybody happy....

and I learned dat it hurts when ur friends don''t trust u and accuse u of something which u never ever intended.....
Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots
"Excellence has always been achieved by those who dared believe that something inside them is superior to circumstances"
Silence & smile are two powerful tools.

Smile is the way to solve many problems
&
silence is the way to avoid many problems.
Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow.