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Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
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Mar, 05 2011     172 chars (2 sms)     2675 views       Decent

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I Like 3 Things

The Sun

The Moon

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YOU


Sun For The Day Time

Moon For The Night Time

&

You For The LIFE TIME (~_~)
MeMoRiEs SoMeTiMeS BeHaVe In a CrAzY WaY . . .

TheY Leave u AlOnE wHeN u ArE In A CrOwD . . .
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WhEn U aRe aLoNe ThEy StAnD AlOnG U LiKe A CrOwD . . .
When a love comes to an end, weak cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve...
So b wise always ;-
Man - God, Please Give Me Everything.

So That I Can Enjoy "Life".

God Smiled And Replied-

I Have Given U Life To Enjoy "Everything"
Success Formula-



Sleep 8 hours....



Work 8 hours....


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make sure they are not the same hours.. :)
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
Realize things before it''s too late. Accept things rather than deny them. Luv people before u lose them. U have just one life, luv it while u live it.
Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,

Chai hum pilaty nahi,

Roti ka time nahi,

Botal ka mosam nahi,

Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
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Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.
Butterflies Dont Know The Colour Of Their Wings , But Human Eyes Know How Nice It Is ... Likewise You Dont Know How Good You Are But I Know How Special You Are for Me ..
Be "CLOSE" with SOME 1 who makes you happy....



But

Be "CLOSER" to that person who can''t be happy without you!
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"Feel the difference"
A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day

But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day,

B A Child By Mind.

Forget Ur Worries & B Happy A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day

But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day,

B A Child By Mind.

Forget Ur Worries & B Happy
8 Best Moments In Life

> Giving The 1st Salary To Ur Parents.

> Thinking Your Love With Tears.

> Looking Old Photos & Smiling.

> A Sweet & Emotional Chat With Friends

> Holding Hands With Your Loved Ones For A Walk.

> Getting A Hug From One Who Cares You.

> 1st Kiss To Your Child When He /She Is Born.

> The Moments When Your Eyes Are Filled With Tears After A Big Laugh.

" Hit Like If U Have Best Moments" ?