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Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
  

Mar, 05 2011     172 chars (2 sms)     2513 views       Decent

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Dosti Mein

Baat Kro Jese
FULL TALKTIME

Yaad Kro Jese
FREE ROAMING

Pyar Kro Jese
FOR LIFETIME

Jhagra Kro Jese
NO COVERAGE

Aur

Hanso Jese
TOLL FREE .. (:
When you are alone
Don''t think of those
Who are not with you
But think of those
Who always wants to be with you-:)
Never expect anything in return from any1

But the truth is

when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them
Pal Do Pal Main Milti Hy Khushi

Pal Do Pal Main Milta Hy Gham

Par Jo Har Pal Saath Nibhaye

Wo Dost Milte Hyn Kam

Jese K . . .

"U" "Me" Aur "Hum" :->
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
Learn frm a candle. which burn itself 4 lightening the others way. Live in such a way that even u die but always alive in the gr8 memories of others.
Diamond cannot be polished without friction ,
Gold cannot be purified without fire,
Good people go through trials but
That experience make their life Better not Bitter"
Keep the smile,

Leave the tear,

Think of joy,

Forget the fear ,

Hold the laugh,

Leave the pain,

Be jouyous till

I sms again. . . :)
Mana k
"PYAAR" ka
pehla lafz "P"
adhora hai

lekin

agar "P" ko nikal do

to

"YAAR" reh jata hai

Or

Aap jese "YAAR" ho

to

Zindagi se b
"PYAAR" ho jata hai.
"ZINDGI"wohijo guzr gai
"SANSAIN"wohijo leli
"ANSOO"wohijo beh gye
"KHUSHI"wohijo mil gai
"GHUM"wohijo beet gya
lekn?
"CHAHAT"wohijo sada Rahe,
You r loved when you are born.you will be loved when you die. In between you have to manage
Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....