Cutest Story Ever

''Cutest Story Ever''

Kid- Mom I love u more thn u love me

Mom: how can u prove dix my son?

Kid: Coz u''ve 2 sons n i''ve only one mother =]

SHHO CHWEEET :]

Jun, 18 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2974 views Decent

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One Of The Reasons

One Of The Reasons Y People Hold On To Memories

So Tight Is Because Memories

Are The Only Thing That

Dont Change When

Every One Else Change.

The great Thought

"The great thought"

A little lamp can do which the big Sun can not do...it gives light at night
It means no one is superior by size,
But by purpose.

There r 2 great

There r 2 great days in a human''s lyf-

''''the day we r born

&

the day we prove y we born"

U''ll knw th8 U mis

U''ll knw th8 U miss sum1 vry mch
whn evrytym U think of th8 person.
Ur Heart breaks into peices & juz a quick "Hello"
4m th8 prson can bring
d broken pieces back

Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)

Aren''t U Glad That

Aren''t U Glad That
GOD''s Hotline Doen''t Have A Recording
Tht Says
"The Number U Dialed Is Temporarily Unavailable
Plz Try Ur Call Letter"
U Can Call On Him Anytime . . .

One of the best

One of the best messages
i''ve ever received.

Life is beautiful*...
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*Conditions apply.
Excluding all taxes :)

There''s A Wonderful

There''s A Wonderful Mythical Law Of Nature Dat The3 Things We Crave Most In Life ....
Happiness, Freedom & Peace Of Mind Are Always Attaind By Giving Them To SomeOne Else...

My msg may b late

My msg may b late

but it wil b sweet

it may b short,

but it wil b cute

my msg may not have perfection.

But it will hav afection.

but it wil b sweet

it may b short,

but it wil b cute

my msg may not have perfection.

But it will hav afection.

Instead Of Thinking

Instead Of Thinking About What You''re Missing,

Try 2 Think About
What You Have That Everyone Else Is Missing.."

Life Will Be Happy...:)

Why do you Love Rose

Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

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