She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3113 views       Decent

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Knowing a person is like music, what attracts us to them is their melody, and as we get to know who they are, we learn their lyrics.
You Can Be :
A Doctor And Save Lives,
A Lawyer And Defend Lives,
A Soldier And Protect Lives,
Or Simply Be YOURSELF,
A SWEETHEART Who Touches Life…
Once Upon A Time,
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Evr B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like "YOU" (:
Way To Live . . .


Do All Da Good U Can

By All Means U Can
At All Da Time U Can

In Aal Da Places U Can

To All Da People U Can

As Long As Ever U Can
Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwazay Ki
Tasveer Bananay Ko Kaha Gaya
Uss Ne Bohat Haseen Ghar Banaya
Or Uss Mn Chota Sa Khubsura
Darwaza Lagaya lekin Uss Ka Handle nahi tha~

Kisi ne poocha handle keun nahi lagaya
to woh bola Dil ka darwaza
andar se khola jata hai bahir se nahi
Think It!
If I can only touch the RAINBOW

I will write YOUR NAME on top of it

To let the PEOPLE know

How COLORFUL is my LIFE to have a PERSON like U ... (:
Think of life as a great road trip ... if you spend too much time looking back at where you've been, you'll miss what's ahead.....!!!!! d
''TIME'' Is A Rare Luxury Which Can Never Be Purchased At Any Cost......
So When Someone Spends It With You...
It Defines The Depth Of Care They Have For You...!
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:


You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !



Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !


You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
from
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Service Cente
Life can b hard & not always fun.

But as night brings dark morning brings sun.

When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care

Give Me a Call Coz I'll always b There.........!
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
Best Words In This World

"BUT I LOVE YOU"


And

Most Hurtful Words r


"I LOVE U BUT "


Think About It . . . ! ! !