She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3622 views       Decent

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3 Magical Words
Of Life:
1.Please
2.Thank U
3.Sorry


But
Don''t Use
Dis Words To 3 Persons:
1.Friends
2.Lover
3.Mother
Woh
Bade faqr se kahti hai
Yeh khoobsurat nasheman
yeh cars ki fleet
Yeh malbusaat ki chamak damak (Kapde)
Meri apni kawish hai
Zindagi ki
Saree ra’naiyaan
Yeh aasaish
Kisi ki marhoone minnat nahin
Zindagi main koi ehsaan ka
Lamha nahin
Main khud main bilkul mukammal hun
Oonchi kursi per baith ker
Na jane kitni zindagiyoon ko
Sawarti aur bigaadti hun
Lekin
Is ke Bawajood
Aik Mazboot
Aur Mustahkam
Saahare ki justujoo main
Uski aankhain neend ko
Tarasti hain!
AgAr hUm 1 AnsOo hOt3y..!

To Ap Ki AnkhOn sE hO kAR

Apke hOnton PeR mRnA pAsAnd Krty

Or AgAr Ap Meri AnkhO k AnSoO hOty

ToU vAda hAi dOsT hUm Kabhi nA rOt3y
Whoever You May b
Wherever Life Leads
You
You r Always
A Mom''s Child
A Dad''s Dream
A Family Future
A Frend''s Heart
n
Someone''s Life
Be The Best It :)
Talk Happiness
Talk Faith
Talk Health
Say You Are Well
And All Is well With You
And GOD Shall Hear Your Words
And Make Them True
Aap Ka Muskurana
ROZ Ho

Kabhi Chehra KANWAL
Tou Kabhi ROSE Ho

100 Pal Khushi Tou
1000 Pal Mauj Ho

Bas Aisa Hi Aap Ka Din
Har ROZ Ho ... (:

Aamin
The real art of conversation is not only to
say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing
at the tempting moment....
4Jaghon pr
4Chezon pr Qabo Rkho.!


1.Kisi k ghar me apni Ankhon pr,

2.Dastarkhan pe apne Hathon pr,

3.Mehfil me apni Zuban pr,

4.Ibadat me apne khayalat pr!
My Message To The World. . .


If U Like Me...


Raise Your Hands. . .


If Not,


Raise Your Standards . . . |''!''|
dukh dard k maron say mera zikr mat karna
ghar jao tu yaro se mera zikar mat karna
wo zabt na kar payengay ankhon k samndur
tum rah guzaron say mera zikar mat karna
pholon k nasheman mein raha hun sada say
dekho kabhi khazaroon say mera zikar mat karna
shayed yeh andheray he mujhay rah dikhein
ab chand sitaron say mera zikar mat karna
wo meri kahani ko ghalat rang na dey dein
afsana nigaron say mera zikar mat karna
shaid wo meray haal pey besakhta rodein
is bar baharon say mera zikar mat karna
lay jayngay gehrai mein tum ko baha kar
darya k kinaron say mera zikar mat karna
who shaks milay tu ussay har bat bata dena
tum sirf esharon say mera zikar mat karna
Six Things Which Weaken The Relations:
1) Misbehaving
2) Ignoring
3) Lying
4) Breaking Promises
5) Avoiding Contact
6) Doubting

Six Things Which Strengthen The Relations:
1) Good Attitude
2) Helping
3) Trusting
4) Respecting
5) Entertaining
6) Forgiving Mistakes.
Victory is not the property of brilliants. It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work & confidence. Gud