She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3210 views       Decent

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i MAY NEVER HAV THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO GRAT THING FOR u,BUT I WILL ALWAYS FIND A CHANCE TO DO SMALL THINGIN A GREAT WAY THROUGH MY PRAYERS
6 Rules 4 Good Life

Dawat Den Eman Ki
Ibadt Kren Allah Ki
Khdmt Kren Walden Ki
Sorat Bnae Momin Ki
Tlavat Kren Quran Ki
Mkhalft Kren Shetan Ki
NiKal KeR Dil Se Tere Waste Sada Aai

Uthay Haath Tou Yaad Ek Dua Aai

K Teri Umar Ko Dunya Ki Umar Lag Jaye

Waqt Saal Giany Aur Gin Gin K Thak Jaye
The softness of a person's nature doesn't mean weakness
Because
Nothing is softer than Water but it's force can breake the strongest Rock.
Seprations r those wounds

dat nobody can heal

& memoris r those treasurs

dat nobody can steal.

But dont separate to make memories.

so plz stay in touch !!!
There wil cme a day in ur life,
dat u wil think u r alone,
u wil b hurt by ur admires,


u wil cry 4 me,


i shall nt hear u,
i shall b beyound the galaxies, out of ur reach,

i pray to GOD that such a day,should never cme in ur life,but im worried about my prayers,

bcoz most of my prayarsr un answerd
Two Aspects Of Life

If V Become Too Sentimental,
It Is Too Hard To Lead Life


If V Become Too Practical,
Its Too Tough To Respect Relation
Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"
Celebration MEANZ
Four Frndz
ßahar ßarsat
4 Glases Of Pepsi


Çelebration Meanz
100 Bucks Of Petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road



Celebrtn Means
Maggi N0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25 A.M


Celebrtn Meanz
3 Old Frnds
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 Internet Messenger


Celebratn Meanz
Rain On A Hot Tin Ro0f
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbourz Droping In A Party

Celebrtn Meanz
U N M0m
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of Coconut Oil N A Head Massage


U Can Spend 100s On Brithdays
1000 On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings
But To Celebrte All U Hv 2 Do Iz Spend Ur Time Wd Ur Loved Ones

Keep In T0uch Wd Those Who Care 4 Y0u
If your eyes are positive u would like all people in the world

But

If your tongue is positive all the people in the world will like u!
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,

Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,

Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,

Jinko Preshan na kar''o to wo yaad bhi kia nahi karte. . . ;->
Decisions are the hardest move to make. Especially when its a choice between where you should be and where you want to be. :)