She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3559 views       Decent

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Zard pat''to''n mein para hoon MAULA

Sabz shakho''n se jhada hoon MAULA

Un k sadqay hi Mujhey ataa kr izzat,

Jin ki UMMAT mein khada hoon MAULA
"Dream is not that what you see in the sleep....
Dream is the Thing which Does not Allow you to sleep...
It Was An Ordinary Day
I Was Caught In My Routine When
Suddenly Something Made Me Think Of You.
I Paused For A Moment N Smiled.
It Was No Longer An Ordinary Day…
forever is good...but i think today is forever bcoz what we sow ...we reap that...what we do today will reflect forever
The first gush of chilly winds!

The familiar anticipation of long walks!

cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!

The fog!

The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!

"The best is yet to come"

Thats the message winters bear..

So make lasting memories..!

Happy January !
" Health Tips "

1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.

2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.

3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.

( New Chain Of Health Messages )
Mujh K0 Mal00m
Nahi Husun
Ki "Tareef" Magar





Meri Nazr0''n Mein Haseen Sirf
W0 Hai J0


"Tum Jaisa" "H0"
The difference between God and Man being is...

God Gives and Forgives. Man Gets and Forgets!
Always Have A Unique Character Like SALT,


It''s Presence Is Not Felt

But

It''s ABSENCE Makes All Things

""TASTELESS""
Zindagi Ki Rahoon May Janay Kisay Kaun Mila..






Kisi Ko Hum Na Milay Aur Kohi Humein Na Mila..
Agar Tum Us Ko Na Pa Sako

Jis Ko Tum Chahte Ho

Tou

Usay Zaruur Apna Lena Jo Tumhain Chahta Hy

Kyun K

Chahne Se Chahey Jane Ka Ehsaas Zyada Khoobsurat Hy ...
(My Case)

Symptoms :
"Feeling Lonely,
Miserable & Sad"

Pulse:
"170/Min"

BP:
"80/40"

X-ray:
"Broken Heart"

Diagnosis:
"Missed U"

Treatment:
"Keep In Touch" ... (=