She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     2587 views       Decent

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I May Not Be Your PEPSI
Choice Of The New Generation

I May Not Be Your COKE
Only The Real Thing

Or

Your NIDO,
World''s No. 1

But

I Can Be Your REXONA I Won''t Let You Down ... :)
Relationships Are Like Traffic Signs

1-Way

2-Way

Do Not Enter

No U Turn

No Left Turn

But

The Best So Far Is

Give Way & Keep Right ... (:->
Never believe what the lines on your hand predict about your future.
Because,people who dont have hands,also have a future.
Aap Ka Muskurana
ROZ Ho

Kabhi Chehra KANWAL
Tou Kabhi ROSE Ho

100 Pal Khushi Tou
1000 Pal Mauj Ho

Bas Aisa Hi Aap Ka Din
Har ROZ Ho ... (:

Aamin
Our Khaki TIGER''s Hunt At Front Of Enemy..
.
White LEOPARD Are In Blood Frezing Mountains..
.
Our EAGLES Measurs The Hight Of Skys..
&
Our SALER''s Know Where Is Depth Of Black Sea..
.
Time Lead Us,
&
Our Mothers Praying Us..
&
Proud That We Are The SON''s Of Mother Land..
.
.
Peopel Called It DEFENCE,
&
We Call It LIFE.. !!

~ HAPPY DEFENCE DAY ~
Dosti Mein

Baat Kro Jese
FULL TALKTIME

Yaad Kro Jese
FREE ROAMING

Pyar Kro Jese
FOR LIFETIME

Jhagra Kro Jese
NO COVERAGE

Aur

Hanso Jese
TOLL FREE .. (:
So simple it is to Live.

So simple it is to Love.

So simple it is to Smile.

So simple it is to win.

But it''s too difficult to be so simple.
V May Not Be Eligible
For Oscars Or Grammys
But
V r All Eligible 4
Life''s Precious
Moments , Like ...

A Big Hug,
A Quiet Evening Walk,
With A Friend,
Thinking Of Someone
Late At Night,
Watching The Rain,
Sipping Hot Coffee,
A Gud Day At Work,
Parent''s Love,
The Day U Made
Ur Own Break Fast,
To See Someone Smile
At u For No Reason,

Treasure These
Moments 4 Ur
Lifetime ..
U Mite Not Get
These Back ...

Enjoy Life ... (:
ITNA A JAYE TU PASAND KHUDA KO, K TERE QABOOLIYAT KI YE SOORAT HU,BIN MANGAY TUJHE MIL JYAE SUB KUCH, K DUA KO KHUD TERE HATH KI ZAROORAT HU
(AMEEN)
Sometimes you just have to let people go, because sometimes going on without them is easier than trying to pretend like things will ever be the way you want
People Are Not Beautiful

As They Look
As They Walk
&
As They Talk

People Are Beautiful

As They Sincere
As They Care
&
As They Remember ... (:
My eyes brimming with tears.... My heart bit by fears....... Not to love.. For everyone who has loved and lost someone... Actually there is no end of love......