She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     2898 views       Decent

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Four Frndz
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Celebrtn Means
Maggi N0dles
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4:25 A.M


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3 Separate Cities
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Celebrtn Meanz
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U Can Spend 100s On Brithdays
1000 On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings
But To Celebrte All U Hv 2 Do Iz Spend Ur Time Wd Ur Loved Ones

Keep In T0uch Wd Those Who Care 4 Y0u
"LIVETOGETHER"

What did u read?

"Live together"

or

"Live To Get Her"

Just a beautiful way

2 say "LIFE is d way how u look n react.."
THE ONLY WEALTH I HAVE
IS THE PEOPLE AROUND ME.
THAT I REALLY CALL "WELL WISHERS"
& YOU ARE ONE OF THEM. STAY WITH ME,
SO THAT PEOPLE CAN KNOW, HOW RICH I AM !!!!!!!!!!
People Need To Be.....

- Drunk To Talk;
- Forgetful To Forgive;
- Psychotic To Be Passionate;
- Hurt To Be Honest;
- Confused To Think;
- Crazy To Love.





Strange Indeed.
Success Formula-



Sleep 8 hours....



Work 8 hours....


&



make sure they are not the same hours.. :)
Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.
The squeaking wheel doesn''t always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.
Realize things before it''s too late. Accept things rather than deny them. Luv people before u lose them. U have just one life, luv it while u live it.
There Is An Important Difference Between "LOVE & FRIENSHIP". . .

While The Former Delights In Extreme & Opposites , The Latter Demands Equality .
Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...

Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...

Milti rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
the hardest thing in life is to explain the reason how much you are true and sincere with someone.
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever!