She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     2659 views       Decent

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As we sail thru life, don’t avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it Pass... Sail on! Bcoz calm seas will never make Skilled Sailors.
Tujhe baaho me barkar kitna pyaar kiya tha,

Kya yaad tujhe hai tune ikraar kiya tha,

Kitni raate hamne saath-saath gujaari thi,

Aur maine tujhe choom-choom kar bekraar kiya tha.
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
V Bridge Distance
Wid Text Msgs Still
V Know
It Fails 2 Fill
d Space
But
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Exchange Of Text Msg
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The essence of water


Water is the key to survive
The treasured sea of pure life.

When we are thirsty, we drink water
We bath and we use water
While we cook, we introduce and include water

When I am sad, I cry water
When it rains, it pours water
When I clean, I employ water
When I play, I apply water
When I am sick, I pee water
And I look at the sea and see water.
In ThE Rhytm Of Life . . . We SumTime Finds OurSelves Out Of Tunes . . .
But As Long As There Are Friend Like U To Provide Melody . . .
Muzik Plays On . . .
Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life.

He''ll Dilute your Sorrows,

Evaporate your Worries,

Filter your Mistakes

&

Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

INSHAALLAH.
The Biggest Suspence Of Life is :
We Know 4 Whom We r Praying..
But ''''We Never Know The Person Who Is Praying 4 Us''''...
Be
~A DIODE
To Remove Negative Thinking
~A TRANSISTOR
To Amplify The Character
~A RESISTOR
To Drop Bad Habits
~A CAPACITOR
To Store Good Thoughts:-)
UnErAsAbLe MoMeNtS oF LiFe ... !!!




Giving Someone A Hug When U Need It The Most Urself !

Fighting Back The Tears In ur Eyes Juz To Wipe Of Someone Else''s Tears

Listening To Somebody''s Grief When Ur Misery To b Heard

Being d Reason Of Smile On Someone''s Face Whn Ur Own Smile Is Lost ...

Think Upon It .. !!!
The Greatest Gift

I Could Ever Give You

Would Be To See Yourself

Through My Eyez ..