She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3418 views       Decent

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4 Facts To Live Better LIFE:

Never Say Sorry To One.. Who Likes U,
Never Say Bye To one.. Who needs U,
Never Blame The One.. Who Really Trust U..
&
Never ForGet The One.. Who Alwaz Remmbers U..!!
Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life.

He''ll Dilute your Sorrows,

Evaporate your Worries,

Filter your Mistakes

&

Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

INSHAALLAH.
Kisi Apne Ko Kabhi Apne
Se Itna Duur Na Krna
k
Wo Duur Hi Ho Jaye

Bal K

Us Apne Ko Apne Itna
Paas Rakhna
k
Wo Kabhi Kisi K Paas Hi
Na Jaye ... (:
''ABSENT''
Is
The Best
''PRESENCE''

Bcoz

Id ''SOMEBODY''
Is
ABSENT

Then U
Miss HIM/HER
&
If U
Miss HIM/HER

Then
Dat Means

HE/SHE Is
In
Ur ''HEART'' ... (:
Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.
The squeaking wheel doesn''t always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.
Dosti Mein

Baat Kro Jese
FULL TALKTIME

Yaad Kro Jese
FREE ROAMING

Pyar Kro Jese
FOR LIFETIME

Jhagra Kro Jese
NO COVERAGE

Aur

Hanso Jese
TOLL FREE .. (:
''Cutest Story Ever''

Kid- Mom I love u more thn u love me

Mom: how can u prove dix my son?

Kid: Coz u''ve 2 sons n i''ve only one mother =]

SHHO CHWEEET :]
Khiltey Phoolo''n Ki
Rida Ho Jaye

Iti Hassas Hawa
Ho Jaye

Maangte Hi Haath Par
Khushia''n Rakh De

Itna Meherbaan Aap
Per KHUDA Ho Jaye

-Aamiin- :)
"LIVETOGETHER"

What did u read?

"Live together"

or

"Live To Get Her"

Just a beautiful way

2 say "LIFE is d way how u look n react.."
Dont educate your children to be rich.educate them to be happy.so when they grow up, they will know the value of ,things,not the price.
If life is a game.I pray u always win.

If life is a journey. I pray u always walk on roses.

If life is a joke. i wish u always smile.
What a Nice Feeling to be in love with ALLAH! No Pain,
No Tension,
No Disappointment. Just Blessings & Joy!
Do it with all Ur Heart.

May ALLAH Bless You!