She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3101 views       Decent

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Mujh K0 Mal00m
Nahi Husun
Ki "Tareef" Magar





Meri Nazr0''n Mein Haseen Sirf
W0 Hai J0


"Tum Jaisa" "H0"
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
The difference between ability and character is...

ability will get us to the top, but character will retain us at top.

Be at top always! Gud Day!
*Always welcome a new day with a ''Smile'' on ur lips ''Love'' in ur heart & ''good thoughts'' in ur mind & u will always have a wonderful day *Have a lovely day..
God Askd :

"Wot Did U Earn In Ur Lyf Til Today?"

I Jst Replyd

"I''ll Surely Earn A Few Tears

4m D Eyes Of A Person

Readng Dis Msg,

When I Die..!"
As RAIN Covers d SUN

TRUTH Covers d LIE

ANGEL Covers d EVIL

FLOWER Covers d GARDEN

I Wish & Pray
That
HAPPINESS Covers
All The WORRIES Of
Ur LIFE ...

[Aameen] (:
"L a u g h t e r
I s
T h e
S u n
T h a t
D r i v e s
W i n t e r
F r o m
T h e
H u m a n
F a c e .. " (=

~Victor Hugo~
Relations r Like a
''Rubber band''

F L E X I B L E

You Can Stretch It As
Much As You Want
But Don''t Leave It After
Stretching
Bcoz It Really

H U R T S ..
"Aansu" Us "Waqt"
Muqaddas Hotey
Hain ...

Jab Wo Kisi Aur k
Dukh Aur Takleef Ko
Mehsoos Kr K
Niklai''n ...
"Golden Tip''s"

Paon Beshak Phisal Jaye,Lekin Zaban Ko Na Phisalne 2.

Aj Amal Hy,Hisab Nai,Lekin Kal Hisab Hoga,Amal Nai.

Jhoot Bol K Jet Jane Se,Such Bol K Har Jana Behter Hy.

Khubsurti Kapron Se Nahi,Ilm-O-Adab Se Hoti Hai.

Ibratein Beshumar Hain,Magar In Ka Asar Lene Wale Buhat Kam Hain.
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever!
Learn frm a candle. which burn itself 4 lightening the others way. Live in such a way that even u die but always alive in the gr8 memories of others.