She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     2653 views       Decent

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In ThE Rhytm Of Life . . . We SumTime Finds OurSelves Out Of Tunes . . .
But As Long As There Are Friend Like U To Provide Melody . . .
Muzik Plays On . . .
In complete darkness we are all the same & its only our knowledge & wisdom that seperates us.....

Don''t let your eyes deceive you.
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life''s Sorrows.....
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,

Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,

Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,

Jinko Preshan na kar''o to wo yaad bhi kia nahi karte. . . ;->
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But our teachers don't understand.
" A Relation Is "

When Sum1 Hurts U , U Don''t Hurt Back

When Sum1 Shouts At U , U Don''t Shout BAck

But

When Sum1 Needs U , U Always come Back
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
'Two simple lines-

Don't make any close relation without full understanding...

And

Don't break any close relation with small misunderstanding...!'
When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we dont see which one has been opened for us..
Dil Or Ankh:

Dil Ne Ankh Se Kaha Dekha Karoo Kaam..
Dekhtey Hoo Tum Taraptey Hain Hum!
Ankh Ne Kaha Dil Se...
Socha Karoo Kam Sochtey Hoo Tum Barasatey Hain Hum…..
don't walk as if you rule the world.. walk as if you don't care who rules the world. And that's ATTITUDE! :)
A girl dresses up trying
to luk as pretty as possible...
Applies make-up & styles
her hair...
She wants to luk attractive...
...She goes out, comments 4rm
men flatters her...
They stare at her develop
dirty thoughts & Sum wud
want to act upon their
thoughts & some do ...
She didn''t want that Or
did she ? ?

THINK

Whn Islam advises women
to cover themselves & be
simple, Its not without a
reason ... Islam doesn''t
limit the freedom of women
but to make them more
Independent ...