She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3337 views       Decent

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Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
I always wanted to be punctual,

When i became punctual.
I realized that.....
"Punctuality is the art of waiting for the careless people"
Koi Dukh Na Ho

Koi Gham Na Ho

Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho

Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na

Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na

Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho

Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho
If there''s light in the soul
There''ll be beauty in the person.



If there''s beauty in the person
There''ll be harmony in the house.



If there''s harmony in the house
There will be order in the nation.



If there''s order in the nation
There''ll be peace in the world.
Do You Know !

The Only Place

Where

S U C C E S S

Comes Before

W O R K S

Is ....
















In The


D I C T I O N A R Y ... ;->
Look At Sun And C Time

Look in The HEart N C LOVE

Look In The Eyes And C Life

Look At ur Mobile N C WHo''s Remembering U ..!!!!
Treasure Every Moment That You Have. . .

Yesterday Is A History. . .

Tomorrow Is A Mystery. . .

Today Is A Gift. . .

That''s Why It''s
Called The Present. . .
Why worry?

Why feel down?

You do not need to, What will happen will happen, so smile and don''t be down because it won''t change anything but make you sad.
Maine jab bhi apko dekha....

Hanste dekha,

Muskraty dekha,

Aap har waqt khush hi rehty ho,

Kahin aap.....
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MALLANG TO NAHI ?
If I could die early i would ask God if i could be your "Guardian Angel"
So
I could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...
Wudn''T It B N!xE....


If WhEnEvEr We


MeSsEd Up OuR


L!fE....


We CuD S!mP|y


PrEsS


"CTRL + ALT + DELETE"

&


StArT A|| OvEr..... :-|
Lyf May Sumtymz b A Rough Road 2 Walk On
Whr Evrything Seemz Rong
Bt
Dun Giveup. Jst Go On Coz
Whn U Fink U r All Alone
Luk Bck & U''ll Find Me Walkin Along ... :)