She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3328 views       Decent

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Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life''s Sorrows.....
Its Just Meaningless In Expecting
Anyone To Be Of Your Kind,
Because
You Cannot Hold Their Right
Hand In Your Right Hand To Walk Together ... (=
Height Of Hiding Failure In Love

"

I Will Remember that person

Not As The One Who Broke My Heart,

But As The One Who Taught Me

How To Live With A Broken Heart!

"
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
HaRdEsT MoMeNt Is NoT ThAt
WhEn u |osE SutHiNg
&
TeArs CoMe OuT OuT Ov Ur EyEzZz....

BuT

It''S tHe OnE, WhEn U LoSe SuMtHiNg
&
StI|| MaNaGe To CrY.....
As yOu grOw Older, yOu will discOver
that yOu have twO hands,
One fOr helping yOurself,
the Other fOr helping Others.
PRiNCIPLES of STUDENT LIFE:


-Luv ur bed,its ur temple,-Relax in the day,

so dat u can sleep at nite,-Books r holy,so dont touch dem,-
Dont do sumthing 2morow,dat u can do day after 2morrow,-
If u feel like studying,sit down
&
wait till dat feeling goes away,-
Dont 4get that studying is a healthy actvity,So leave it 4sick people.
U may miss me,

You may ignore me,

U may even forget me.

But one day if you want to see me

Do not search,

just see your shadow.

I will be there.

Trust me!!!
Pakistan's next match is on 14th march against Zimbabwe.

Player Profile: ELTON CHIGUMBURA
BORN 14 MARCH 1986
PLAYING ROLE: ALLROUNDER...
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Lo bhai....ye match bhi gaya Qk usko bhi to Birthday Gift dena hai na?
Khiltey Phoolo''n Ki
Rida Ho Jaye

Iti Hassas Hawa
Ho Jaye

Maangte Hi Haath Par
Khushia''n Rakh De

Itna Meherbaan Aap
Per KHUDA Ho Jaye

-Aamiin- :)
When a love comes to an end, weak cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve...
So b wise always ;-
Kitna Bad-naseeb
he wo Insan Jo
Apne Waleden ki
Khidmat kr k Dua
nai leta

Or

Logo se Kehta
Rehta he k
Mere Ley Duaa
Krna.....!