She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3571 views       Decent

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Apni
Socho
Ko
Pani
Ke
Qatron
Se
Zyada
Shaffaf
Rakho,
Kyun
K
Jis
Tarha
Qatron
Se
Darya
Banta
Hy
Isi
Tarha
Socho
Se
EMAAN
Banta
Hy
9 Most Brain
Damaging Habits

1. No breakfast
2. Over eating
3. Smoking
4. High sugar
consumption
5. Air pollution
6. Sleep deprivation
7.Head covered while
sleeping
8. Working with your
brain during illness
9. Talking rarely

Forward To Whom
You Care About ... :)
"Time is lyk a river! U cann''t touch the same water twice bcoz the flow that hz passed vil nevr pass again. "njoy evry *Moment of life cuz it wil never cum back..,
.Keep
.Me
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Zindagi Ki Rahoon May Janay Kisay Kaun Mila..






Kisi Ko Hum Na Milay Aur Kohi Humein Na Mila..
Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots
The people whom we like very much

God always keep them away from us..

So that we miss them every moment

And think about them every second..
Ek Hi Dar Ho Tou Sajdo''n Mein Sukoon Milta Hai


Bhatak Jatay Hyn Wo Log Jin K Kai Khuda Hotay Hyn...!
PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS THROW STONES IN UR PATH,
IT DEPENDS UPON U WHAT DO U MAKE FROM IT;
A WALL
OR
A BRIDGE--------
ITS ALL UR MIND SET TOWARDS UR VISION.
I May Not Be Your PEPSI
Choice Of The New Generation

I May Not Be Your COKE
Only The Real Thing

Or

Your NIDO,
World''s No. 1

But

I Can Be Your REXONA I Won''t Let You Down ... :)
Life''s lessons

1) Destiny is simply strength of our desires. If you cry at a trouble, it grows double. If you laugh at a trouble it disappears like a bubble...


2) Don''t complain about others; Change yourself if you want peace. It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to cover the entire earth with carpet.


3) Every king was once a helpless baby and every great building was once a blue print. Its not where you are today, but where you''ll reach Tomorrow.


4) In the race between cat and mouse, the mouse mostly wins, because the cat is running for the food & mouse for its life. Remember purpose is more important than need.
Mry Mehbob To Mujhy "HATE" Na Kr,
Band Aas Ka "GATE" Na Kr,
Tera Mery Sath "CONECTION" Hai,
Tera Mera Wahid "SECTION"Hai,
To Raqeeb Ko Ab "NOMINATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mri Kul-Kainat K "BEST" Sanam,
Mri Chahat Ko Mat Kr "TEST" Sanam,
Ab Jaldi Aa "LATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mujhy Piyar Ka Koi "GIFT" Na Dy,
Didaar K Kbhi "SHIFT" Na Dy,
Hr Raqeeb Ko Hrgiz "LIFT" Na Dy,
Mry Piyaar Ka Sasta "RATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr.