She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3126 views       Decent

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6 Rules 4 Good Life

Dawat Den Eman Ki
Ibadt Kren Allah Ki
Khdmt Kren Walden Ki
Sorat Bnae Momin Ki
Tlavat Kren Quran Ki
Mkhalft Kren Shetan Ki
"I am not a palmist to tell U where UR paths will lead U..
I am not an astrologist to tell U if UR stars will be lucky enough for U..
I am not even gud enough to take UR burden 0ver my shoulders..
But..
I can make a Wish for U..
A simple Wish that..
May Allah lead U to the best path..
May He bless U with the luckiest stars..
May He guide U,
protect U n help U through everything.. *Ameen*

Life is like having a cup of coffee...


You sit by the window,
lift the cup,
take a careless sip,
and find no sugar..

Too lazy to go for the sugar, you somehow manage with that sugarless cup..

On finishing,
you discover undissolved sugar crystals settled at the bottom...!


Thats how life is..!


We do not make any effort to value n find what is around or within us.

So look around.
May be the sweetness you are looking for is closer than u think..!
Laughter ... !

Can Be Satisfying
Than Honor ...

More Precious
Than Money ...


More Heart-Cleansing
Than Prayer ...


Keep Laughing ... =)
Never try alone 2 take the weight of tear that comes out of your heart and falls through your eyes..
Always Remember A friend here to share ups and down in life.
3 Facts Of Life

"Life Has No Pause Button

Dreams Have No Expiry Dates

&

Time Takes No Holiday"
(My Case)

Symptoms :
"Feeling Lonely,
Miserable & Sad"

Pulse:
"170/Min"

BP:
"80/40"

X-ray:
"Broken Heart"

Diagnosis:
"Missed U"

Treatment:
"Keep In Touch" ... (=
School ki friendship 10th class tak,

Collage ki friendship final year tak,

Love ki friendship shaadi tak,
But
Humari friendship 30th February tak
Qk na 30th Feb aayegi aur na hi humari dosti tootegi.
SMS doesn''t only mean

''S''hort
''M''essaging
''S''ervice

but it also means...

''S''pecial
''M''oments
''S''haring

with...

''S''omeone
''M''ost
''S''pecial ;->
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Kabhi to apna dimaagh istamaal kiya karo.
A Smile Stadts On Lips . . . A Grin Spread To Eyes . . . A Cuckle Comes From The Belly . . . But A Good Laugh Bursts Forth From The Soul. . . Overflows & Bubbles All Arround :)
Kbhi kbhi AaNSon MUSKURAHAT Se Zyada SPECIAL Hote Hen

Bcz..

SMILE Tu Sub K Liye Hoti He.

Magr AaNSU Sirf UnKe Liye Hote Hen

Jinhen Hum KHONA Nhi
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