She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3138 views       Decent

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Life is cricket
Don’t lose Ur wicket,
Try 2 get century,
Never 4get Ur boundary,
Even if U r run out,
Never become mood off,
Because God is 3rd umpire.
Relation & Bone Are
Same, When Both
Cracked & Get Repaired
Correctly, They Are
More Powerful
But
If Not Correctly, They
Are Lost Their Worth ...
M o t h e r L o v e

I s T h e F u e L

T h a t E n a b l e s

A N o r m a l

H u m a n B e i n g

T o D o T h e

I m p o s s i b l e ;->
Good Unerdtsanding Btewene
Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay
MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae !!
Success is like a beautiful girl it will leave us at any time, but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life.
Zara bhi un k chehray say pata chalta nahi dil ka
Eibarat itni mushkil hai k hum tafseer parhtay hain
forever is good...but i think today is forever bcoz what we sow ...we reap that...what we do today will reflect forever
A beautiful girl can't give you a beautiful future
But
A beautiful future can give you many beautiful girls.
PRESCRIPTION 4 U 4 LONG LIFE..

-2 tablets of luv

-2 tablets of care

-Syrup of Smile

Twice daily..

My fees:one sms wenevr u think about me!
In the central place of every heart
there is a recording chamber.
So long as it receives a message
of beauty, hope, cheer, and courage --
so long are you young.
When the wires are all down
and our heart is covered
with the snow of pessimism
and the ice of cynicism,
then, and only then,
are you grown old.
Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.

Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....

Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?
Why worry?

Why feel down?

You do not need to, What will happen will happen, so smile and don''t be down because it won''t change anything but make you sad.