She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3649 views       Decent

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Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
"Aansu" Us "Waqt"
Muqaddas Hotey
Hain ...

Jab Wo Kisi Aur k
Dukh Aur Takleef Ko
Mehsoos Kr K
Niklai''n ...
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth
Teri Hansti Hui Zindagi Ki Raho''n Main

Hazaron Phool Lutati Hui Bahar Aaye

Chalo Tou Sitare Nisar on Tum Per

Hanso Tou Phoolo''n Ko Bhi Tum Pe Pyaar Aaye
When any tension creps in ur mind, just close ur eyes,
think of me and see ur fingers u wil find my fingers clutched into ur fingers.
To
Say
I m
Always
Wid u
The
Purpose
Of a
Relationship
Is
Not
To
Have
Someone
Who
Might
Complete
You,
But
To
Have
The One ...
With
Whom
You
Can
Share
Your
Completeness ...
Gem Notes For Women

1.If A Man Wants U,Nothing Can keep him away . If He Does''nt want You, Nothing Can Make Him Stay

2.Never Let a MAn Know Everything He Will Use it Against You Some Day.

3.Have Your owen Set of Friends Seprate From His ..Get ur Time With ur Friends To relax & Unwind.
Do You Know !

The Only Place

Where

S U C C E S S

Comes Before

W O R K S

Is ....
















In The


D I C T I O N A R Y ... ;->
Psychological Fact:

When A Person Cries Due To Happyness
The 1st Drop Of Tears Comes From The Right Eye.


But
When It 1st Comes Frm The Left,
Its Pain
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
Pal Do Pal Main Milti Hy Khushi

Pal Do Pal Main Milta Hy Gham

Par Jo Har Pal Saath Nibhaye

Wo Dost Milte Hyn Kam

Jese K . . .

"U" "Me" Aur "Hum" :->
Kaash aisa ho k ab k bewafai mein karo
Tu phiray qarya ba qarya koo ba koo meray liye
Mein tu la-mehdood ho jao samandur ki tarah
Tu phiray darya ba darya jo ba jo merya liye