She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3163 views       Decent

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True Fact:

Orat Jab Udass Hoti Hai To Us K
Aanso Nikaltay Hain,

Or Mard K Anso

Kushi K Moqa Per Nikaltay Hain. . .
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
Often when we lose all hope and
think this is the end, God smiles
from above and says: Relax dear,
it''s just a bend! not the end.

Gud Day!
The Fear Of Losing Those Whom We Love & Care. . .

Makes Us Possessive Towards Them. . .

Which Is Why We Lose Them. . ./

Sumtymz We Think Of
Why Frendz Keep
4wrding Msgs To Us
Widout Speaking Words ?
The Reason Is Dat,
Daily They Have
Nothing To Say
But
Still Want To
Keep In Touch ... (:
If you are comfortable in standing alone...

The world will come to you seeking
The secret of your success.
I askd A Wise Man
How Do I Get Best Out Of Life ?

He Answered
''''Face Ur Past Widout Regret
Handle Ur Present Wid Confidence
Prepare For The Fture''''
Than He Added
''''Keep Faith & Drop The Fear
Don''t Beleive Ur Doubts
&
Never Doubt Ur Beleifs
Life Is Wonderfull
If U Know How To Live''''
In Life
V Don''t Need
More n More
RELATIONSHIPS
What V Need
Is
More n More Life
In Our
RELATIONSHIPS .. !

May Our Relationship
Always Be Full Of Life
(=
Jo ansu na hote annkho mein.....to aankhe itni khoobsurat na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo dard na hota dil mein.....to khushi ki kimat pata na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne......to wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti..!!!!!!
Agar maangne se puri ho jaati muraadein.....to uss khuda ki kabhi Zaruratt na hoti..!!!!!!!!
Whtz Gr8er Thn
Mother''z Love ?

Whch Pillow Is Betta Thn
Luvd One''s Lap ?

Whtz Warmer Thn
Father''z Hug ?

Whtz Sweeter Thn
A Baby''z Kiss ?

Whoze Company Is Betta Thn
A Frnd''z Company ?

Whtz Tastier Thn
Our Mother''z Coooking ?


There r Sumthings In Lyf
Which Have No Substitude ... (=
Success Formula-



Sleep 8 hours....



Work 8 hours....


&



make sure they are not the same hours.. :)
Loving Urself Is
Common

But

Caring 4 Some1 Can b
Magnanimous

Coz

U Mi8 Nt Remember A
Small Act Od Caring

But

It Mi8 b d Brightest
Moment In Some1''s
Life =)