She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     2868 views       Decent

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4 Facts To Live Better LIFE:

Never Say Sorry To One.. Who Likes U,
Never Say Bye To one.. Who needs U,
Never Blame The One.. Who Really Trust U..
&
Never ForGet The One.. Who Alwaz Remmbers U..!!
I like people like u who like
others like me & make the others like me
to like others like u.

Think again & again.
There''s a wonderful meaning in it (:
You Can

Have Money

Pilled To

The Ceiling

But The

Size Of

Your

Funeral Is

Still Going

To Depand

On The

W e a t h e r . . . ;->
Life is not about waiting

for the storm to pass.....

Its about learning

to dance in the rain....." ;->
U r The Best
Heart Surgeon In The World
B'cuz
U Made A Place In My
Heart
Widout Cutting
&
Spilling Blood.
I'm Lucky To Have U.....
Wasi shah¤
¤Nazar jab tum se milti he.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Bas ek dharrkan dharrakti he
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Tumhen milney se pehley.
Me boht sajta sanwrta hon.
Magar jab tum sanwartey ho.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Me aksar kitabon pe Tera hi naam likhta hon.
Magr kuch tum jo likhtey ho,
Me khud ko bhool jata hon
Me aksar ye hi kehta honktum se pyar karta hon
Magar jab tum ye kehtey ho,
Me dunya bhol jata hun.
Happiness Keeps u Sweet,
Sorrows Keep u Human
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success Keeps u glowing
& GOD Keeps u Going.

Have a blessed life!
Lyf''z Chemistry

Dilute Ur Sorrow
Evaporate Ur Woriz
Elevate Ur Courage
Filtr Ur Smile
U''ll Get The Crystals Of Love
May U Alwayz B Supr Saturated Wid
Happiness ... (:
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS THROW STONES IN UR PATH,
IT DEPENDS UPON U WHAT DO U MAKE FROM IT;
A WALL
OR
A BRIDGE--------
ITS ALL UR MIND SET TOWARDS UR VISION.
HaRdEsT MoMeNt Is NoT ThAt
WhEn u |osE SutHiNg
&
TeArs CoMe OuT OuT Ov Ur EyEzZz....

BuT

It'S tHe OnE, WhEn U LoSe SuMtHiNg
&
StI|| MaNaGe To CrY.....
When u feel God is rubbing u against the rocks,

don''t think that u''ll ruin down to dust,

it''s just that he is polishing a gem, coz u are precious!