She is my Cousin

She is my Cousin
A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
  

Apr, 14 2011     153 chars (1 sms)     3350 views       Decent

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Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,

Is jahaan me koi hamara nahi hai,

Chua unka daaman to wo haskar bole,

Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai.
Relationship Is Not How Long U Have Been Together

Not How Much U Have Given Or Received

Not How Many Times U Have Helped Each Other

Its How U
''''VALUE''''
One Another
Dosti Mein

Baat Kro Jese
FULL TALKTIME

Yaad Kro Jese
FREE ROAMING

Pyar Kro Jese
FOR LIFETIME

Jhagra Kro Jese
NO COVERAGE

Aur

Hanso Jese
TOLL FREE .. (:
out kar phool main wapis nahi aati khushboo

'*
Apnay Ikhlaq-o-kirdaar ko mousam SAY bachaey rkhna


Dost......!!!!
School ki friendship 10th class tak,

Collage ki friendship final year tak,

Love ki friendship shaadi tak,
But
Humari friendship 30th February tak
Qk na 30th Feb aayegi aur na hi humari dosti tootegi.
"If you want to see how much rich you are,Don't count your money.
Just drop your tears & see how many hands are there to catch them"
Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"
In complete darkness we are all the same & its only our knowledge & wisdom that seperates us.....

Don''t let your eyes deceive you.
Apni
Socho
Ko
Pani
Ke
Qatron
Se
Zyada
Shaffaf
Rakho,
Kyun
K
Jis
Tarha
Qatron
Se
Darya
Banta
Hy
Isi
Tarha
Socho
Se
EMAAN
Banta
Hy

Life is like having a cup of coffee...


You sit by the window,
lift the cup,
take a careless sip,
and find no sugar..

Too lazy to go for the sugar, you somehow manage with that sugarless cup..

On finishing,
you discover undissolved sugar crystals settled at the bottom...!


Thats how life is..!


We do not make any effort to value n find what is around or within us.

So look around.
May be the sweetness you are looking for is closer than u think..!
~*~ GOLDEN WORDS ~*~


¤Jo Dukh de usay chorh do magar jisay chorh do usay dukh na do.


¤Buri suhbat k dosto''n se kaantey ache jo 1 bar zakhm dete hyn.


¤Agar tum ALLAH ki ibadat nhi kr sakty tou gunah krna bhi chorh do.


¤Apni muskarahat se kisi ka dil jeetna sab se azeem karnaama hy.
Zindagi Ki Rahoon May Janay Kisay Kaun Mila..






Kisi Ko Hum Na Milay Aur Kohi Humein Na Mila..