student SMS Messages337 messages

Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo

Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?

student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D
student:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?

TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki

StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL
Height of laziness-

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student sticking CHITS

to answer SHEET..
TeAcHeR:
bAtAo sAaL MaI kItNe MoSaM HotE HaIn

student:
4 MoSaM

TeAcHeR:
koN koNsE

student
1.HaRtAl
2.ElEcTi0n
3.ExAmS
4.HaNgAmAy
Taecher, student Se:
Batao Soney Aur Laitne Main
Kia Farq Hy ???

student: Sr, Hum Soney K Liye
Lait Tou Skte Hyn
Lekin
Laitne K Liye So Nahi Sakte ... ;->
Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???


student: DUBUK

DUBUK


DUBUK


DUBUK


GULUM


GULUL


PICHIK ... ;->
A Public Service Message For U



"Biryani Khaiye

Qabal Is K

Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..."




Message Brought To You By

"student BIRYANI" ;->
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua

Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?

student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K

Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...





student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.
Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin

Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho?

Bhadur Ya Khubsurat?

student: Dono, Yani..




"Heroinchi"
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"


student: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."