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Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan

Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?

studentS: ADNAN SAMI

Teacher:

Teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?

student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->

An Ideal Home Work Excuse . .

An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .

Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?

student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->

Height of preence of mind...

Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"

Height of filmi culture....

Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...

student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.

A student''s leave letter:

A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."

Teacher;

Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"

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student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
Can,sir";->

Teacher

Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?

student : SMILES

Teacher: Why

student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->

1 medical student

1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans
diya:- tumhara blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

student:WOW!

Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,

Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,

student:sir pyar wo hai jo
Aap apni beti se krtay hain,

Sir :GOOD!Or IHSQ?

student:sir jo mai ap ki beti se krta hon.>

Teacher

Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!

student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!

Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!

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