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Teacher Said To Stundent

Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."

Teacher To 16

Teacher To 16 Years Old student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...

student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->

Ek Student Dusre Se:

Ek student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->

Top 6 Reasons To Be A

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Top 6 Reasons To Be A

Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!

Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!

Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!

student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain

Height Of Maska

Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College

Teacher :

Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->

Professor- Would You Like To Marry

Professor- Would You Like To Marry

A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,

Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.

science k teacher kehtey

science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"

Teacher to Students

Teacher to students" students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"

"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"

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