student SMS Messages337 messages

Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->
Teacher To student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other students
That
I''m Ugly

student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->
Teacher To student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other students
That
I''m Ugly

student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->
|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
student:
"You Are Late ...?"

student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

Pathan student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie

RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?

student-Ummeed Mat Haro

Shadi K Bhad B Ladki Pat Sakti Hai.
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science students Is...















A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..
What is
M A T H S.....?
.
.
.
M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-student....