student SMS Messages337 messages

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing students]
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I student U" =P ;->
student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
"students Vs teacherz"..
.
.
When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
.
.
Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???




student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...

MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM students Se GuN PoInT Py



"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
Teacher Punishing The
student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
Teacher Punishing The
student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)