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Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

student:Adam.

Teacher:N The 1st Woman?

student: Umm..Madam.

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..

1.A Man''s Salary

2.A Girl''s Age..

&

students %..

It Hurts

In Olden Days,
If A student Was In D Principal''s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!

Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!

Sir 2 Student

Sir 2 student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???

student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is

"No Currency"

Teachr : Tumhari Writing

Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi Hai

student : Sir Is Lye Kyun

K Mere Papa Ki Wish

Hai K Main Doctor Banno.

Principal: Y R U LATE?

Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE

A Student Goes Into A

A student Goes Into A

Library &

Askz 4 A Book On Suicide!

Librarian : Get Lost Dude,

U Won''t Bring It Back!

Teacher:

Teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,

student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D

Principal 2 Students:

Principal 2 students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!

Teacher: Did You Father Help

Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?

student: No,

He Did It All By Himself

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.

Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

student: Paani Nahi Toh

Hum Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi

Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...

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