student SMS Messages337 messages

''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
''Agr Private Primary student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
student:Sir [...]''
''Agr Private Primary student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
student:Sir [...]''
''Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....''
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka Character begar jayega.
Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki beti se karta ho
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
student : Ladies First
1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????

Larki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blood group A+ Hai"
Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."
Islmabad
Airport
Par
PIA
Ki
Flight no9
K
Plane
Ki
Seat
no52
Par
Bathe
Passanger
K
Sath
Mai
Khardi
Air hostes
K
Husband
K
Ghar
Bedroom
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
wali
Gali
K
Pehle
Mord
par
Mojud
School
Ki
Clas4th
k
Teachr
Table
K
Samne
Wale
Row
K
4th
Bench
K
Sath
Wale
Bench
Par
Bathe
Hoy
student
K
Bag
Mai
Pardi
Hoi
Urdu
Ki
Buk
K
Page no57
KiLine no10
Mai
LikhaTha
K
Dosron ka time wast karna buri bat hai.So i''m Sorry.
Teacher: "pappu ne dopahar ka khana khaya" Es ka future tense batao?

student: "pappu thori deir baad poti karay ga ...