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students Ka Almmiya

At The Time Of Exam Preprtion

A V Ho Gya > A V Ho Gya > A V Ho Gya >

After Paper: A Ki Ho Gya ;-(

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Teacher: What Is Chemical Formula For Water?

John: H I J K L M N O

Teacher: What Are You Talking?

John To Teacher: Yesterday You Told It Is H to O
Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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student : examination hall .
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Alone
_/ \_ .....students rock teacher shoc
Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!

student kia jane Result kia hoga?

Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya
student Life is the Best Life

Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho???
student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto
5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te rotii khawni c....
Read Carefully A Letter By A student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.

'School mein 1 FAIL student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'