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Question Of The Year
students raat ko Q parhte hein?






Q?





Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
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_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki beti.
Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.


student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .

Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.

student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)
1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
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4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)
Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
student:meri tang dekh lo
Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

student:Ladies First
Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
Teacher to student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
TechAr BAngALi student SE:
Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."


BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi K0 PokhAnA NAi AtA"... ;->