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Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->

Height Of Smartness

Height Of Smartness

Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->

Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?

Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?

student:A Holiday... ;->

TEACHER : How Do You Spell

TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"

student : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L . . .

TEACHER : No, That''s Wrong. . . !!!

student : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->

Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .

student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?

Teacher asked : What is Ur caste

Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi

Teacher: Harbhajan

Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
student: Female.
Teacher: How?
student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
student:They r called Germs.....

An interviewer to an engg

An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"

student:,#@! #@#$#

Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

student:Same is the situation here

1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?

Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..

Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..

Ye line poori karo.
student:Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo

light band kar k kapre badalte hen... ;->

Teacher: jab clock pe

Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?

student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!

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