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Teacher

Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->

In a class, teacher asked:

In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,

Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi

ye Aapka vehem hai..->?

Height Of Inspiration

Height Of Inspiration

College Ka 1 student College K Toilet Mai Gya

Jab Ander Ja K Wo Cummood Pe Betha To Samnay Likha Tha

Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai A+ Grade Laitay

Teacher asks students.

Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..

A student replies: its 48.

The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??

student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To student: Kia Tum Ne Mere Diye Notes Parhey Thay . . . ? ? ?

student: Nahi Sir . . . Main Apne Aap Hii FAIL Hua Hoon . . . ;->

A gud news 4 students

A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

www. stop dreaming & start studying.com

height of change...!

height of change...!
Are u a high scoring student?

Bored of getting good marks?

Try enginering

Marks se no marks

fark dekhiye sirf 6 mahino mein

One for Physics students!!

One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??

Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!

Teacher: History

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
student: There is no future in it. ;->

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

farak batao....

student:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->

Brad Pitt and

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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