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SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

"mere paas degree hai,

knowledge hai,

4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

Tere paas kya hai?".

Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, student-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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student: A Heart Attack....
Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?

student- A ke baad?....kya bolti tu!!!
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???

Teacher:Haan Bilkul....

student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->