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Teacher to student

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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student: A Heart Attack.... :-D

Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

student: "Father in law".

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"

Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing students.................. ;->

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!! !

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?

1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?

Writer: 6 Months

Doctor: 2 Months

Lawyer: 1 Months

Professor: 1 week

student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai

Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye

A Student Was Asked

A student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The students , Wait For The Teachers "

Student k dard ko university kya jane

student k dard ko university kya jane

College k rivajon ko parents kya jane

Hoti hai kitni takleef paper likhne me,

Wo kambakht paper check karne wala kya jane??

It Was Asked In A Paper . . .

It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICS For . . . ???

A student Answered It . . .
POLITICS is a Combination of
POLI = Many
&
TICS = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho . . . ;->

Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->

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