Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->

May, 20 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2869 views Funny

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1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

Batao WIFE, BIWI

Batao WIFE, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?

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Socho Socho!

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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!

roti vs sms

ROTI V/S SMS

2000

1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs

2003

1 sms 5 Rs
1 roti 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs

2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs

2009

700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
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2015

No roti
Only sms

The best way to

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Boy: Maa baap ?

Girl: yes

Boy: Khana Pina?

Girl: Yes

Boy: Apni Dostien

Girl : Yes

Boy : Star Plus

Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar

true fact

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->

Ab Kare''n Apni Ya

Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...

Kyun k

CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->

shaadi wale din juta chhupane ki rasam

Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai

Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

STORY

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."

Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->

hey wat do u call

hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA

andhi chlay to sab s

Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?

Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.

Na

Darwazay Bajtay Hain,

Na.

LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn

Na. . .

Comm0n Sense
Yaar

"LIGHT JATI HAI"

Happy Aandhi Night

Tamam bewaqufon ko

Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...

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Tum to aise dekh rhe ho jese ye ittela tumhare liye ho

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