Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->

May, 20 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2676 views Funny

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Aye Kassssssh!

Aye Kassssssh!
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.

Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,

pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,

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Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain

Beta :

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Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???

Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
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Tring Tring Tring.

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Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
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I’m in a good mood:)
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Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

So many options: Poison,

So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
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A lUnch Rs. 200

MoviE Rs. 150

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