student SMS Messages337 messages

Hamari ??? men chahat


Chahat me ????


Khalos me ????


Piyar mealey
Bench
Par
Baithey
Huye
student
K
Bag
Mein
Parhi
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page #57
Ki
Line #10
Mein
Likha
Tha
K
Dusron ka time waste karna buri baat hai
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..


student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
Teacher: What''s your cast?


student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .
Teacher: What''s your cast?


student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody..

But in the end

We go with tears knowing everybody..!

AND That''s called :

'''' student LIFE ''''.
TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.

student:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,

Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....
Identification of student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock
Identification of student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock
tEaChEr (student sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM student tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.


students:sIR, aApko tEaChEr kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?

Qayamat kab aayegi?

student: YE$ MI$$,

Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.