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Have We Ever Realized

Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''student''

&

''DYING'' :-)

open the skool on 14th Feb

A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)

Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control

Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!

student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is Well!

Upcoming Horror Movies

Upcoming Horror Movies!

1.Exam ka Khauf

2.Tadapta student

3.Shaitani Books

4.Sadma Result Ka

5.Neend ki Maut

6.Pyasi Examiner

7.Pass Ho Na Ho.

Tell Me Your Name in English.

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE

TechAr BAngALi student sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."

BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->

jab load shedding ho out of control

Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel

KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

New student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

teacher zinda rehne

Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???

student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->

teacher to student

Teacher To student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other students
That
I''m Ugly

student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

height of selfc

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||

Teacher To
student:
"You Are Late ...?"

student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."

professor tum 20

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->

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