student SMS Messages337 messages

sentence with a direct object

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

way gujra way way gujra way

Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.

arrange marriage vs love marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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.

A Massege From: The students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

perfect example for newtons 3rd law

Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
:D

have we ever realized

Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''student''

&

''DYING'' :-)

open the skool on 14th feb sunday

A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)

wohi jo aaj pakistan ka hai

MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?

student : Wohi jo aaj Pakistan ka hai . :-

jab question paper ho out of contro

Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!

student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is Well!

upcomng horor movies

Upcoming Horror Movies!

1.Exam ka Khauf

2.Tadapta student

3.Shaitani Books

4.Sadma Result Ka

5.Neend ki Maut

6.Pyasi Examiner

7.Pass Ho Na Ho.

tell me your name in english

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

techar bangali student se

TechAr BAngALi student sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."

BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->

jab load shedding ho out of control

Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel

KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->

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