have we ever realized

have we ever realized


Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

&

''DYING'' :-)
  

May, 05 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2800 views       Funny

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2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath

2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->
Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja

Chitragupt : Maharaj aapne bhukamp kyu bheja

Yamraj : Kya kare...
March ending hai TARGET pura karna hai...!!!
Twin babies born in a SARDAR''s House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)


A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!


Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

Ya

Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
A Mother''s Love For Her Children

Like Nothing Else In The World

It Knows No Law, No Pity

It Dares All Things & Crushes Down Remorselessly

All That Stands In ts Path . . .
Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani"ka akhri sapna kya tha


ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?






Think think...






I know u can Think this,







Abbey





Itena mat soch kha ka dekhle :
"Jab Tak Zinda Hun Msg Krta Rahun Ga

Or

Jis Din Na Karun To Samjh Lena K

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( '.' )/"
<) (
_/ \_
Agly Din Karunga.
"Zalimo"
Kabi to Acha Socho.?haha.
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''
Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?



Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!