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teacher batao wo ko

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???

student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)

zalim taliban ki dri

ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...

MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM students Se GuN PoInT Py

"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->

teacher punishing th

Teacher Punishing The
student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

sab se bara bewakuf insan kon

Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)

kya matlab main samjha nahi

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

students are very bright! ; )

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

tum badey ho kr kia karo gy ?

Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

nalaiq students organization

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ studentS ORGANIZATION.

btao ye konsa zamana hy?

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

Main naha rha hon

Tum naha rhe ho

Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

student:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi

altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi

Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->

ca paper dec 2009 has been leaked out

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

itz the month of snow songs

Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month

NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an student

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