student SMS Messages337 messages


Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->


Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

Pathan student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie

RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?

student-Ummeed Mat Haro

Shadi K Bhad B Ladki Pat Sakti Hai.

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science students Is...















A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)


Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..

What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-student....



I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing students]

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >


Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I student U" =P ;->


student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!


"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?