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Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

abb zukam howa na

Barsat ki rat
1 bhigi ladki
Bhiga Badan
Bhige hont
Bhigi julfe
Us se nazre mili
milte hi dil ne kaha
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kal ise 100% sardi jukam hoga.

larki phansani ati hai?

# Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do.

Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
Phans Gai Larki.:-P

dinner should be light

sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

Suitcase

Ek sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?

Msg sending Failed

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D

Happy winter season

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OOooo….sardi.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”

Enjoy the winter…!

You are seeing my wife

sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

I will give both of them

sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG

Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

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