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VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

sardar

sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

COMING SOON …!!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

Psycho the Rapist or Psychotherapist

sardAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...

SARD RATEN

YE sard RATEN BHI KIS QADAR ZALIM HAIN ADEEB
BAZAHIR sard HOTI HAIN PAR IN ME DIL SULAGTA HY

Ek khushboo GULAB k sath

Ek khushboo GULAB k sath
Thori si HANSI har baat k sath
Ek yaad Mulaqat k sath
Naya mousam Thori si sardi k sath
HAMESHA khush raho
Meri"DUA"k sath

confusing day in America?

Teacher to sardar : Which is the most confusing day in America?
sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!

PATHAN 2 SARDAR

PATHAN 2 sardAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA......
sardAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI.....
PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA

grandmother

sardar To Another sardar:
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . .
She's Eighty Now,
And
we don't know where the hell she is.

foreign trip

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

interviewee

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

Will u merry , after i die

sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

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