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sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday

sardar :
13th Oct

Interviewer :
Which Year ?

sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year
sardar to sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.
Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,

Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.

sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
Ajj Halki Halki Barish hai
Ajj sard Hawa ka Raqs bhi hai..
Ajj Phol bhi Nikhry hain
Ajj un main tera Aks bhi hai
Ajj Badal Kally Gahry hain
Ajj chand pe lakhon pahry hain
Khush tukre tare yadoon k
Bari dair say dil main thary hain
Ajj Yadain uljhi uljhi hain
Ajj taar yeh dil k sulge hain
Ajj yaad bohat tum aye ho...

"AJJ YAAD BOHAT TUM AYE HO"
Khuda kry k tumko JUDAI na mile
kisi k dard me TANHAI na mile
ager muje sms na kro to kuch aisa ho
k mosam ho sardi ka or
tumhen RAZAI na mile
Dukh Sirf Bicherne Ka Nahi Hota . . .
Bal K Milne Ka Bhi Hota Hai . . .
Jab koi Puraana Humdam/Dost Barson Baad
Labon Per Mukurahat Aur Aankhon Main sard-Mehri LSaja Ker Miley
Tou Ye Zaruur Naapna
Us Dost Se Bicherne Ka Dukh Ziada Tha Ya Milne Ka . . . ! ! !
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OOooo....sardi.

"HAPPY"

"WINNTER SEASON

Enjoy the winter...!
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Aur Kissi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota
Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Sey Mujhe Pathey Khilati
Thorey Thorey Nahi Sarey Ikathey Khilati
Tu Mujhey Main Main Kar Key Bulati
Aur Sham Ko Gali Main Saath Ghumati
Mere Pass Gaari Na Sahi Chakhra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Tu Meri Suhbat Par Naaz Karti
Bila-Jhijhak Mujhe Aashnae-Raz Karti
Agar Mera Raqeeb Mujhe Chehra Karata
Seeng Marta Foran Usse Takar Karata
Raat Ko sardi Main Bahir Akra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Phir Eid Par Zibah Ho Jata Main
Teri Khatir Cut Mar Jata Main
Teri Muhabat Ne Kuch Iss Tarah Jakra Hota
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Woh Janwaron Ki Khushbu,
Woh Gobar Ki Badbu,

Woh sardi Main Mandi Jana,
Aur Janwaron K Sath Latak Kar Wapas Aana,

Woh Pinduon K Nakhray,
Aur Hamara Satana,

DIL Pasand K Bachhray,
Lasani Ki Bachhriyan,

Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan,
In Advance. :-)