A girl sitting in examination

A girl sitting in examination
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
  

Jun, 18 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2522 views       Double Meaning

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woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai



BOLO KYA?



Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs bAAL,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".
Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
Pehlay Baahon me Lena Phr Seene Se Lagana Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna Phr Khoob Kiss Krna Phr Bister Pr Litana . . . . Kita Mushkil hay Bacchon ko Sulana.

'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'
Beautiful Quote..There Iz Nothing Greater Dan Parents In Dis World.
So Go Get Married Fast And Bcome Parents.
Think Different
Do Different:-D..
Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta





Q k








Q k







Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->
Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!