Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai

'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
.
Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui thi
.
Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
.
Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
.
.
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.
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Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'

Aug, 27 2012 201 chars (2 sms) 3150 views Double Meaning

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Girl Friend ke saath

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..

Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->

Haath Main Lo Tou

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta

Q k

Q k

Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->

Meri taref se apko

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!

Larki jub saray kapray

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

What do you like in me

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

life means

LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gaya hai

'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!

Aur 14 November ko Children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'

Pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai

'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
.
Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui thi
.
Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
.
Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
.
.
.
.
.
Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'

Wo maangti thi mein

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

A girl sitting in examination

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

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Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai

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