SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book: "Psycho the Rapist" Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says "Psychotherapist" saalay...
Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
