BHARWA . BHARWA

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BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)
  

Jun, 18 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     3817 views       Double Meaning

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'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'
25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...











School Bhej DiA . . . ;->
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo
Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.
Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D





It''s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
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True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
Pehlay Baahon me Lena Phr Seene Se Lagana Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna Phr Khoob Kiss Krna Phr Bister Pr Litana . . . . Kita Mushkil hay Bacchon ko Sulana.
Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf
court se kese faraar ho gaye ?
Police - Sir wo bhaag me mahair hai ap
ko nahi pata woo kargil yuddh me kese bhage the?
Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,


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GAND




GANDH




GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..











Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->

'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,


Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;) :p