Jaano Meray mun mai

Jaano Meray mun mai
GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi


BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?


GIRL:
Tum



Tum



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)
  

Jun, 18 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     3319 views       Double Meaning

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Jawab us k sawal ka..

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Haath se phool gulab ka..

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Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

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