KISSING at the top

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho...don''t think dirty...

its A ''''CIGRETTE''''

Jun, 18 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 5018 views Double Meaning

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A Beautiful Girl Goes

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room

And

Say : I''ll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .

&

Professor Says:

NOW OPEN YOUR

Books & Study. . . . ;->

Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing

Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips.
Of Course You Know The First One... :-D

It's Keeping Ur Mouth Shut. :-P
But I Like The Way U Think! ;-)

Dil karta hai k

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........

mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai

KyA AapNe kAb

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??

Wo MotA sA,

Aas-PAAs bAAL,

NArAM-NArAM

UpEr sE CoVEr...

NEvEr??

JhooT boLTE ho?

KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->

pahlay hat ma lo

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gaya hai

'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!

Aur 14 November ko Children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'

Psycho the Rapist or Psychotherapist

SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...

What do you like in me

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

Uff plzz plzz aur karo

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Larki jub saray kapray

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

woh haath me leke hilate hai 'Jinke paas hai...

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai

BOLO KYA?

Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'

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KISSING at the top

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