Haath Main Lo Tou

Haath Main Lo Tou
Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta





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Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->
  

Jun, 18 2010     260 chars (2 sms)     2395 views       Double Meaning

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mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.
Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips.
Of Course You Know The First One... :-D




It's Keeping Ur Mouth Shut. :-P
But I Like The Way U Think! ;-)
25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...











School Bhej DiA . . . ;->

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai



BOLO KYA?



Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo
1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty...
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".