Pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao
Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo




agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
  

Jun, 18 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2444 views       Double Meaning

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Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,


G




GA




GAN




GAND




GANDH




GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.


1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.



Ye 2 Ghanta Ki


Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE
1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty...
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips.
Of Course You Know The First One... :-D




It's Keeping Ur Mouth Shut. :-P
But I Like The Way U Think! ;-)
Beautiful Quote..There Iz Nothing Greater Dan Parents In Dis World.
So Go Get Married Fast And Bcome Parents.
Think Different
Do Different:-D..
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D





It''s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)