life means

life means
LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai
  

Nov, 29 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     4266 views       Double Meaning

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Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
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her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...
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Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'
Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs bAAL,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->

'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
What''s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy''s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE
TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?
Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
huA

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BAkrA ... :p ;->
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

















NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........


mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai